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Love Only,

Pretty Guardian also known as Deep Toot

P.S. Ha! Ha! Ha! I love Deep Toot! It's such a funny name! shrinks away to laugh

The Seto Kaiba Experience

Chapter 1

That's What Little Brothers Are For

Most people would start a story off with "once upon a time" or "it all started when" blah, blah, blah. But our story starts out with Seto Kaiba in his bedroom trying on some too tight and too small Playboy boxer short that Mokuba bought him for his birthday. How an eleven-year-old managed to score a pair of Playboy boxer shorts was beyond Seto. If anything, it was the most insane gift he'd received so far. There was the Playboy symbol on the ass, so that made Seto want to keep his pants on more than anything. Kitty, his new secretary, had convinced him to allow gay workers on the job. Seto felt more harassed than anything. The guys stared at him more than ever. If they saw him with Playboy shorts, the press would have a field day. He could see the headlines now: "Coldhearted Seto Kaiba Is Gay." Seto shuddered at that thought. He looked at his reflection in the mirror. Seto would just lie and say he did wear them to work. There was no way he was wearing these. He opened the present his rival had sent. Seto felt the creamy wrapping paper. In the box was a pair of leopard skin drawers with the word "Juicy" on the butt. Inside a card:

Dear Kaiba,

I hope you enjoy these complimentary drawers from La Ghetto Drawers, where the black man meets clean underwear.

Happy Birth,

Your Sexy Rival,

Yugi Moto

It was then that Kaiba dropped the card and screamed. What was going on? Has the world gone gay? He hopped not. If so, his homophobia would be through the roof. He dropped the underwear. He dressed in his normal clothing. Today would be a field trip to the National Waters Park. He had to supervise Mokuba and the midget crew (Mokuba's group members or buddies). He promised Mokuba he would be the supervisor on their trip. He didn't want to do it, but a promise is a promise. After dressing, Kaiba headed down for breakfast. Mrs. Potts, the chef, took on a motherly role when it came to the Kaiba brothers. So in this case, breakfast was lumpy, clumpy, homemade oatmeal. Seto sat down and looked at his bowl of lumpy goop and shuddered. This is a poor excuse for a breakfast. As Mokuba sat down next to Seto, Mrs. Potts rushed over and filled his bowl with the same goop. It poured out of the pot all slimy and slithery like a wet serpent, leaving no clump behind.

"Now, if you kids want more, just holler," said Mrs. Potts.

"Don't worry. The room will be pretty quiet," Mokuba muttered. As she turned on her heel, Mokuba grabbed the bamboo pot and poured his oatmeal portion in it.

"Hey. Seto!" Seto looked over, smiled at his little brother, and did the same. They rushed out the door to Kaiba Corp and left their "empty" bowls behind. As they rode in the car, Seto said,

"Thanks, Mokuba."

"Hey, what are little brothers for?"