DISCLAIMER: I don't own Twilight OR Harry Potter!! This was for the fun of it!!
DISCLAIMER: I got the idea for this from a video by NoMoreMarbles and a lot of the dialogue is from it, the rest of the series isn't though!
(NOTE It's in the form of a script, so it's not like a book!!)
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Harry: HEAR ME VAMPIRES! I AM HARRY POTTER!! And I'm not leaving until you're dead!
Edward: That's a pretty bold statement for a short kid in a dress.
Harry: ROBES! HOW DARE YOU!! Wait...Cedric? Is that you?
Edward: Huh?
Harry: Oh Cedric! I thought you where dead!
Edward: What the are you talking about?
Harry: You- You don't remember me Ceddy? The egg? The bath? The way I held your lifeless body close to my chest?
Edward: Wow, wow, wow!
Emmet: Dude! He held you in a bath with an egg?
Edward: No!
Emmet: Where was I when this happened?
Edward: I don't even know this magic loving, dress wearing, tike!
Harry: What magic is this?
Edward: I'm not Cedric, you moron, I'm a vampire.
Harry: I see, then I shall be forced to end you.
Edward: snapping noise
Harry: What do you bloody well think you're doing? THAT WAS MY WAND! Oh wait, that was my wand. My wand. You-You-You br-br-oke m-my wand. No wand, no wand!