Fredrick Weasley and George Weasley
By Izzy
To the tune of "Mongojerrie and Rumpleteazer" from "Cats"
Fred:
Fredrick Weasley
George:
And George Weasley
Both:
We're a notorious couple of twins
As knockabout clowns, quick change comedians
Human Bludgers and prankster kings
Fred:
We have an extensive reputation
We grew up in a house called The Burrow
Both Hogwarts is our center of operation
Both:
For we are incurable given to rove
When the Prefects all assemble for their weekly conference
Their minds all on how they'll build up a defence to
Rule-breaking students and the one known as Peeves
Then Dumbledore would appear from behind the scenes
And speak as if it was very amusing
"The whole situation seems so very confusing
The conference room ceiling has abruptly caved in!"
Then the teachers all would say, "It's that horrible twin!"
Fred:
Was it Fredrick Weasley
George:
Or George Weasley?
Both:
And most of the time we'd both get detention
Fredrick Weasley and George Weasley
Have a wonderful way of working as a team
And some of the time you would say it was luck
And some of the time you would say it was weather
We'd go through the school like a hurricane
Not even McGonagall could take her oath
Fred:
Was it Fredrick Weasley
George:
Or George Weasley?
Both:
Or could you have sworn that it might have be both?
And when you hear from the tower a smash
Or down from the kitchens there come a loud crash
Or up from a corridor came a loud clong
And everyone who passed after smelled a dungbomb
Then the teachers all will say: "Now which was which twin?"
Fred:
It was Fredrick Weasley!
George:
And George Weasley
Everyone else:
So we just have to wait till Filch hauls them both in!
By Izzy
To the tune of "Mongojerrie and Rumpleteazer" from "Cats"
Fred:
Fredrick Weasley
George:
And George Weasley
Both:
We're a notorious couple of twins
As knockabout clowns, quick change comedians
Human Bludgers and prankster kings
Fred:
We have an extensive reputation
We grew up in a house called The Burrow
Both Hogwarts is our center of operation
Both:
For we are incurable given to rove
When the Prefects all assemble for their weekly conference
Their minds all on how they'll build up a defence to
Rule-breaking students and the one known as Peeves
Then Dumbledore would appear from behind the scenes
And speak as if it was very amusing
"The whole situation seems so very confusing
The conference room ceiling has abruptly caved in!"
Then the teachers all would say, "It's that horrible twin!"
Fred:
Was it Fredrick Weasley
George:
Or George Weasley?
Both:
And most of the time we'd both get detention
Fredrick Weasley and George Weasley
Have a wonderful way of working as a team
And some of the time you would say it was luck
And some of the time you would say it was weather
We'd go through the school like a hurricane
Not even McGonagall could take her oath
Fred:
Was it Fredrick Weasley
George:
Or George Weasley?
Both:
Or could you have sworn that it might have be both?
And when you hear from the tower a smash
Or down from the kitchens there come a loud crash
Or up from a corridor came a loud clong
And everyone who passed after smelled a dungbomb
Then the teachers all will say: "Now which was which twin?"
Fred:
It was Fredrick Weasley!
George:
And George Weasley
Everyone else:
So we just have to wait till Filch hauls them both in!