So this is just something funny (I hope).
Marylin Suelis was a fourteen years old girl. She was tall, slim and beautiful with long, curly red hair, striking green eyes and full red lips. She walked down the dark alley heading home, her hands shielded from the cold air by a pair of silk, black gloves. As she walked through the snowy night a gust of wind blew her hat from her head. She gasped and turned around to see her hat rolling on the dirty snow which covered the pavement. She would have damned the wind, had her hair been ruined by it, but it wasn't. Her fiery red locks were looking as fabulous as ever. Not even a snowflake was there to contrast with her hair color, despite the storm.
'So this is what they must have felt when they tried to go through High Pass in the Caradhras' she muttered as she squinted her eyes to see where had her hat landed.
She spotted it a few meters on her left and went to pick it up. She ran towards it, not seeing the ice on which she slipped a few seconds after. Hat forgotten all she could feel was pain from where her head hit the ground. She fought the darkness which started to surround her but she couldn't stop it.
The first thing she felt after coming to her senses was that she was falling. She tried to draw a breath so that she could scream and realized that the air was as if she was at the top of a very high mountain. She barely managed to breathe. She opened and gasped as she saw land beneath her. Probably thousands of meters beneath her. She recognized the mountains and the shape of the forest towards which she seemed to be headed. She was going to land in Middle Earth! She had read thousands of stories in which a lucky girl fell in this realm. They always seemed to manage to land without dying, so she figured why would she be any different?
That thought made her feel slightly better about the possibility of falling to her death.
She was close to earth as she didn't see the mountains in the distance anymore and the forest was getting bigger. She was still falling fast, but she managed to catch a glimpse of golden hair below her. Legolas! Surely he was going to catch her and if she had had any doubts whether it was really the elven prince or not she didn't anymore as she saw something which resembled a red haired ball with hands and probably legs which would be Gimli.
This time she managed to scream, hoping to get the elf's attention. She realized she had probably miscalculated. Now that the earth was so close she realized how far the elf was.
Legolas shielded his eyes from the sun and looked at the falling girl. His sensitive ears caught the snap of her neck as she hit the ground.
'It's the fifth one this week." Gimli told his friend as he too looked towards the place he guessed the human had fallen. Damn elves and their all seeing eyes. 'Teenage girl?' he asked raising his eyebrows when Legolas nodded.
'The gods must be angry with them. But why would they throw them in here? It's clear that they're from other realms.' The elf wondered.
'We are also the only ones to witness their falls.' The dwarf mused. 'Now that I think about it I only see falling girls when I'm in your company, master elf. They must be falling for you' Gimli's chuckle stopped when Legolas threw him a glare. Then the elf turned around and walked away.
Gimli looked once more at the hill on which the girl must have landed on, shrugged and they continued their journey towards Mirkwood.
I want to say that I'm not trying to make you mad. If you like Mary Sues, good for you. If you don't that's also good.