I only own Naruto and Iruka in my dreams
Naruto's fight with the author
Naru: nooo! You can't, you big meanie!
Author: Oh yes I can!
Naru: I won't let you (pulls out lightsaber)
Author: (sweat drop) No need to get violent. (Pulls out evil red light saber)
Naru: You can never win! (Creates ten clones and bum rushes the author)
Author: Never underestimate me! (pulls out a Iruka plushie and hold the evil saber up to it's neck.)
Naru: Oooh an Iruka Plushie! (squeals) That would complete my collection!
Author: I'll give it to you if you back down and become my minion!
Naru: Never!
Author: Too bad! You already are! Mwahahaha!
Naru: Nooooooooo!
(chains appear and drag Naru away)
Author: (turn to face the computer screen still holding the Iruka plushie and smiles evily) You're next dear readers.
Sceen ends
Author: Sooo, what do you think?
Naru: read and review!
Author: flames shall feed the fire that keeps me warm at night!