It's all about the uke anyway

by Gweatherwax

Teeny tiny drabbles about the order of things in the Uchiha-Uzumaki marriage (also known as "Uchiha-Uzumaki Naruto's neverending campaign for his right to bottom). Companion fic related to the Sage Wisdom series, can be read independently. M for language and eventual citrus. naruSASU, Sasuke-centric. Slash, angst, family, humor. Will be adding more chapters as the bunnies come by.

1. The way things are

Disclaimer: Don't own.

Teeny tiny drabble about the nature of things in the Uchiha-Uzumaki marriage.

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"Mmmmnnnn... Sasuke..."

Sasuke raised his head briefly.

"No."

"Oh, come on, man, please?"

Naruto squeezed Sasuke's cock.

"Mhmmm. No."

"I'll do you too… we'll have two rounds… I promise…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"What time is it?"

Naruto moved to look at the alarm clock.

"Eh…"

"What time is it, Naruto?"

"Huh… midnight."

"You do know I have to get up at seven, usuratonkachi."

Naruto whined pitifully.

"Oh, come on, Sasukeeeeeeh…"

"No. Get up here and fuck me already."

"Damn it bastard, I just want you to fuck me, I'm not asking for you to give me one of your kidneys or something."

"Is it your birthday?"

"Um, no."

"Then no."

"You know, my ass loves your cock too…"

"Not as much as mine loves yours. Get to work, idiot."

Naruto moved up with a resigned sigh.

"And don't you DARE come before me, dobe."