A/N: Ok! This'll be quick…gotta get back to studying…
So tada! Random fic!
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Disclaimer: nothing here is mien except me.
Whatsername: Johnny?
Johnny: Huh?
Whatsername: Do these pants make me look fat?
Johnny: Yes.
Whatsername: That's the last time I bring you shopping.
Johnny: What's THAT supposed to mean?
Whatsername: I dunno...I just thought having a gay ex-boyfriend would be fun.
Johnny: I find that insulting!
Whatsername: I find your face insulting.
Johnny: CRUEL! *smack*
Whatsername: I'LL SHOW YOU FUCKING CRUEL!
Johnny: *running* NOOOOOOOO!
Whatsername: COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN, YOU CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE!
Johnny: *still running* JIIIIIIIIMMMMMMYYYYY!
*Billie Joe Armstrong pops in*]
Billie Joe: Whoa….
Johnny: *pausing* Who are you? *falls*
Billie Joe: I'm Billie Joe Armstrong.
Johnny: Where's Jimmy?
Billie Joe: I AM Jimmy.
Johnny: JIMMY!
Whatsername: *grabbing onto his collar* That's not Jimmy, Johnny. What have we talked about talking to strangers?
Johnny: *sighs* Don't talk to strange men because they will likely either kidnap you and or sell you into prostitution.
Whatsername: Good boy. *pats head*
Johnny: *grins proudly*
Billie Joe: Uh, hi. Still here.
Whatsername: Now just ignore the scary man and walk away.
Johnny: *nods*
Billie Joe: Uh, aren't you guys Johnny and Whatsername?
Whatsername: Fuck.*turns around* Yeah. And what's it to ya?
Billie Joe: As of now, I am St. Jimmy. *turns to the audience* FOR 50 PERFORMANCES ONLY!
Johnny: What are you doing?
Billie Joe: Product placement.
Johnny: So…you're Jimmy? What happened to the real Jimmy?
Billie Joe: Oh, he left…
Johnny: He left? THAT BITCH!
Whatsername: Tell me about it…
Johnny :So wait. If you're Jimmy, do you still have adoring fans?
Billie Joe: Fuck yes.
StJimmyHasSinned: HOLY FUCK IT'S BILLIE JOE!
Invisible Girl 12: SQUEEEE!
Lizername: I liked Tony Vincent…
Billie Joe: *snaps fingers*
Lizsername: *being dragged off to oblivion* NOOOOOO!
Whatsername: Jesus Christ…
Billie Joe: Fans, flock.
StJimmyHasSinned and invisible Girl 12: FLOCKING! *they flock*
Billie Joe: Fuck yeah. I am the most powerful fucking St. Jimmy in the fucking history of the fucking world.
Whatsername: You like that word, don't you?
Billie Joe: Fuck yeah I do.
Johnny: New Jimmy? Do you still love me?
Billie Joe: Well….*examines him quickly* No. You're a wimp.
Johnny: *cries* JIMMY DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!
Whatsername: Oh, get over it.
Johnny: *running in circles and crying* WAAAAAHHH!
Whatsername: Johnny…
Johnny: WAAAAAHHH!
Whatsername: Johnny!
Johnny: WAAAAAAAAAH!
Whatsername: JESUS! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! *he does so* What is wrong?
Johnny: I…I…I MISS MY LOVERBOY!
Whatsername: Oh dear God…
Billie Joe: Does this happen a lot?
Whatsername: Oh yeah…
Billie Joe: Great…
Invisible Girl: It's ok, Johnny Cakes! We love you!
Johnny: Oh, creepy fangirl! I FEEL SO ALONE!
Billie Joe: Oh, would you look at that. I'm on break til January 16th….see ya.
Whatsername: Wait! We still need a-!
Andrew Call: Whoa…where am I?
Johnny: JIMMY!
Whatsername: Here we go again…
A/N: *insert random comment here*
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