Hey people! I'm a newbie and after lots of contemplating i have decided to open up a ...thingy.

hope it doesn't suck watermelons :L I'm still working out how to use this site :P

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Autumn

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One after another, the shruiken came down; pounding on them, slashing through the thick and humid air, and every time all the shruiken would miss. This went on for about ten long, unamused minutes.

"Sheesh, this is getting fucking boring!", exclaimed Hidan, "Well maybe I just need to heat things up a little" he jeered as he turned an evil grin towards the young ninjas.

Then he took powerful swipes from his massive Halloween-influenced weapon and cut the amateurs up pretty bad. The smaller ninjas started to yelp for backup.

"Ha-ha, the little twerps are scared shitless!" cackled Hidan.

"Hidan, be nice to the mini money wasters", sighed Kakuzu "You handle these guys and I'll go finish off the ones with the huge egos…a little like you".

"Tch! You wanna fucking go octopus man?" retorted Hidan.

"Sigh, haven't heard that one lately… grandpa"

Kakuzu said whilst walking off calmly to find the other supposedly hidden ninjas, leaving behind a fuming Hidan.

Kakuzu found them quickly, they were up on a big pine tree and they had attempted to make a distraction by making clones that were right in front of him.

Not very good at hiding are they…

He made a one-step advance towards them and they sprung into action! They were sending weapons, fire, wood and whatnot in every direction.

Kakuzu was too quick for them though, he whipped out his so called tentacles and blocked away half of the items thrown at him and the clones, as if they were rag dolls.

Then he got shocked as a blade went right through one of his hearts, the metal was cold and jagged and he gasped as he felt his heart slowing, beating desperately for those last strands of life on which he barely held onto, but only getting the grasp of the menacing blade and hot gushing blood.

The pain…was beyond any other that he has ever felt.

He felt himself gasp for air, but found that he could not, his desperate heart stopped with its final beat, and then silently blood started to soak his lungs and drip a line of sincerity down the corner of his mouth.

Thank gosh I have five hearts. Those bastards tricked me! They had two sets of clones, one down here, one in the tree, and then the real ones were…I can't believed I got tricked by the likes of them! Thought Kakuzu, now furious with himself.

So he then pretended to be dead, as the ninjas started to reward each other and be thankful and etcetera, etcetera and in their foolishness, Kakuzu stabbed them savagely, coiled his tentacles round their necks and squeezed until blood was spat full girth out of their gaping mouths.

Anger blinding him with a veil of hate, as his last ounce of conscience had vacated him, leaving his body as a vessel of rage.

He did not stop slashing, squeezing until their bodies fell limp, and the last bit of life had flown away with the auburn leaves.

Hmm, I guess you can say I tricked the trickster…

Hidan was thrashing the others pretty bad, even with one hand tied behind his back, and just as he started to gloat more and more, (with the other ninjas seeing his head grow quite a size all filled with ego) the backup ninjas arrived and managed to brutally hack his arm off.

He watched his other half of his arm fall lifelessly to the earthy dirt. A millisecond later, he felt his whole arm burn up with a pain not even Jashin knew how to bring!

Blood was oozing and gathering up in pools next to his feet, as he started yelping and cursing in pain,

"You fucking Motherfuckers! You are so screwed now bitches!" shrieked Hidan in a demonic voice as he sliced his weapon around, gashing the amateurs and the backup.

He then slid his whole hand down the blade, but carefully so not to cut himself, he licked the ruby red blood from his hand and performed the special jutsu.

His black form appeared and then without any mercy or even an ounce of conscience he killed all of the ninjas mercilessly, hacking himself with the blade like a masochistic maniac!

After all the havoc had ended, Hidan started to wonder…Hmmm, I wonder if that lump of tentacles is okay? He better…

"Wait, why am I caring about HIM in the first place?"

The fight was over and kakuzu was breathing heavily, then his mind strangely drifted off…Hope that violent priest is all right, if he gets hurt I won't be forgiving him too soon.

They both started heading back to find each other; it was a long trek too.

Tree after tree, dirt patch after dirt patch, everything looked the same! Until Kakuzu saw a flash of white, red, and black and exclaimings like "Where tha fuck are ya?"

He knew it had to be Hidan.

He sprinted over to where Hidan was, who was still searching in vain, and decided to scare him.

"hi…"

"Shi- wha?...oh it's you…OH it's you…OH, IT'S…FUCKER! WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME!" said (A/N: AW, c'mon is it really that necessary, you all know who he is! :P).

"wow, I suck at surprising people." "We still have to go find camp for tonight though, how about this nice patch of ground…it's a nice patch of ground"

"GROUND? ARE YOU FOR CEREAL! I'm going to a hotel scrooge-bag", retorted Hidan.

"YOU'RE ARM! Jeepers, bring it along and let me stitch you back up, baka"

"BAKA? Fine!", as he pouted slightly, but only slightly "But I still wanna go to a hotel"

"I dunno, it's pretty costly…but we haven't slept properly for about a week since this mission so I guess.." Kakuzu said contemplating for a while.

"Phew! Oh and…thanks for everything…shit-head" said Hidan jokingly, feeling his stomach flutter up slightly.

Wow, that was actually the first time I have heard him be polite, well half-polite…Kakuzu thought as they were walking together to find a hotel.

MAN! What has gotten into me? I was nice to kakuzu…but he always does take good care of me whenever I get hurt. And he is always good to me and if…if…if I ever l-lost him…like I lost my other friend... Hidan felt a tear roll down his eye and then, another followed, then he found himself crying a little bit.

All the stress from over the years built up slowly as he remembered things he wished to forget, and started making up horrifying, tear jerking scenarios of Kakuzu hating him or dying, he started to have a stress break down.

Tears gushing vividly from his painful pace. Choking sensations making him panic and cry harder as his heart and head gushed out all the excruciating memories until they became livid in his mind, and were torturing him into remorse. Feeling himself gush down head-forth into a black abyss, seeing his light fade away to a slither.

He now got really angry and embarrassed, as now he seemed like a bloody babbling crybaby.

Then he felt strong arms grab him and pull him into a huge, cuddly and comforting hug, he knew it was Kakuzu and cried harder still. Then mentally punching himself for looking like a sook in front of Kakuzu AND crying like a little baby.

Then Kakuzu said soothingly "its okay Hidan, I'm here for you. I will always have a listening ear and a comforting hug for you." "So please, tell me what's wrong"

Then Hidan started explaining why he was crying and all the stress that he has been under with the stupid Boss and the over-demanding God, and all the bad things they have made him do, also how said leader killed all of his closest friends and family since he did not want to join. Kakuzu cradled Hidan and hugged him for what seemed like an eternity. Even though, Hidan wanted it to never end.

Hidan fell asleep from over exhaustion of fighting and crying, so Kakuzu picked him up and carried him to the nearest hotel. Even though they called each other names and he pretended to fight with him, he still cared so much for him.

He could almost say that he lo-... found him interesting.

Back at the hotel, Hidan woke up from his light sleep feeling very hungry and melancholy. It was autumn and it just started to rain, which made him feel even worse.

Then Kakuzu walked in with a tray of hot steaming food and warm, welcoming eyes.

"Oh, you're awake." "Well I brought you some food in case you were hungry"

"Hm? Oh thanks…"said Hidan gently as he received his food and wrapped himself up in more blankets, slowly chewing the food that was warming his lap from the cold winter breeze. Kakuzu slowly and carefully stitched his arm back together blowing on the cut when he winced in pain.

The rustling trees and howling winds brought a type of peace until Hidan ahhh'ed out from being full and warmed. It was then he realised that there was only one bed…wait, ONE BED?

"Dumb ass! There's only one freakin' bed!"

"Ah, I thought you might notice sooner or later", sighed Kakuzu.

"Guh, I'm too tired to argue now, g'night…you pervert"

"WHAT? Me? It was the cheapest one AND I only brought a little bit of money"

"Fine, whatevs…"

The two of them crawled into bed, and both of them said good night to each other and Hidan whispered, "Sleep well"

Kakuzu then replied with a tender good night.

Then soon after that, after snuggling up closer to Kakuzu, Hidan listening to the rhythmic breathing and thumping from his heart the whispering wind that rattled trees and tossed around leaves with a careless whip which dragged him into a peaceful sleep as the symphony of nature bade them to serenity.

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Geez, hope that wasn't too bad,
plz give me feedback and rate/review! :)

i wonder, is hidan or kakuzu a bit OOC? i hope not!

hopefully you like, i have another chapter in the waiting.. how does Bear Grylls and gypsies sound to you? ;)