"What…what happened?"
"Oh, she's finally awake."
"Yes, it would appear so…shall we begin?"
"My head…" Haruhi grumbled. "What happened?"
"My my…won't this be fun!"
Haruhi blinked her blurred eyes only to find herself in a dark room. She sat up on what felt like a bed. She groped in the darkness in hopes of finding the edge of the bed, but in moving she felt a cold heavy weight on her wrists.
"What the?" Haruhi felt both of her wrists and found that they had both been handcuffed and chained.
"Hey, what's going on?" Haruhi became frantic, "Hey is anyone out there? Hello? This isn't funny! Let me out of here! What's going on?"
Suddenly, a bright light switched on and a booming feminine voice sounded, "Hello, Fujioka Haruhi."
"That's…RENGE!" Haruhi growled, "Renge what the hell! Where the hell am I, and why am I chained up?"
"Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho! Silly, silly Haruhi! This is the only way!"
"Only way? Only way for what?"
"Haruhi…Would you like to play a game?"
"What!" Haruhi shuddered at the idea of what Renge thought as a "game."
"What do you mean game? Renge, this isn't funny! Let me out of here!"
"Weren't you listening Haruhi… this is the ONLY way! OH ho ho ho ho ho ho!" The lights shut off and Renge's voice was suddenly cut off by the sound of static and soon that sound faded away. And there sat Haruhi, chained down to a bed in a dark room, unaware of the horrors to come.
A/N: I will keep this brief...I have no idea what I am going to do with this fic...I have an idea.