Warning: innuendos (implied sexual meanings), Shonen Ai, homosexuality, harsh language, perverted characters ;)

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Although I wish I did. Anyone willing to buy it for me? ;D

A/N: the warnings will basically be the same, more or less. They'll only change if there's anything… ehem… a bit more frisky than boys kissing. If you catch my drift.

Feel free to mention in your reviews of this (if you decide to review…) to mention some scenarios that I could put in, I'm open to suggestions. Nothings un-changeable in my mind! I'm willing to try putting different couples together… but the out come couples will remain the ones I have chosen ;) heh heh

This chapter is basically the introduction of Konoha Boarding. The view points do change between 4 characters (Naruto, Kiba, Sasuke and Shikamaru) but in this first chapter I decided to stick to Kiba and Naruto so they could introduce it all!

Hope you enjoy. Review? ;D

Amiie-Kun!

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Naruto

When the taxi dropped Kiba off outside our new school, you could see he was close to tears, whimpering at the quickly passing sight of his four legged friend in the window with his sister. I'm glad I don't have anyone to miss back at that public school, or generally. I feel like I'm missing out though.

I patted Kiba on the shoulder, in my own attempt to comfort the soon to be crying teenager.

"At least now you wont have to sleep on the floor," I offered.

"But, I liked Akamaru laying on top of me…" Kiba's lip quivered. I'm definitely one of the worst people to be around in moments like this… I'm the most awkward person in the world, I don't tend to show any feelings except from happy and PISSED OFF. It got me in a lot of trouble at my last school…

Moving on.

We've been sent to Konohagakure Boarding School for Boys. Iruka-Sensei, who's also my adoptive father, said this would be a better school for us, seeing as we're both failing miserably. But, being honest, I'm not looking forward to it.

I have to share a room with a guy.

Someone I don't know.

How weird is that!

"Naruto-Kun, Kiba-Kun, what are you both doing out here? The beginning of year assembly is about to start!" Iruka-sensei called from the front entrance.

"C'mon Kiba-Kun, he'll be alright… right now, we have to worry about fitting in." I mumbled in his ear as we dragged our feet to the main hall. God knows what's gonna happen here.

But I'm so determined to do well!

BELIEVE IT!

Kiba

Awh man, I feel like such a pathetic loser!

I nearly cried. In front of my best friend. What's wrong with me!

I've got to keep myself together, at least through this assembly.

"HEY BOYS! I HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT SUMMER!" Who in actual hell is that? "I HOPE ALL YOU YOUTHFUL KIDS REMEMBER ME! GAI-SENSEI!" Ah… Iruka warned Naruto and I about him. "I'M HERE TO INTRODUCE YOU'RE HEAD MASTER… JIRAYA-Sama!"

Jiraya. Iruka had told us plenty about most of the teachers (specifically Kakashi-Sensei, not too sure why) but avoided talking about Jiraya…

"Hello! Beautiful students of Konoha boys boarding!" silence. "I hope you all had a good summer, I spent mine finishing off my novel, Icha-icha paradise volume 7! Soon to be in stores!" he winked. That's weird. "I wish you all a good year back! I'll let you pick up your timetables and dorm information. I look forward to seeing my new 4th years Art class!" he chuckled, grinned, and gave a final wink before strolling off stage.

What. The. Fuck.

Naruto and I went to pick up the papers we needed.

I'm in dorm room 108 in Dorm building 2. There are two dorms? Fuck my life, there must be a lot of students here.

"Hey, Naruto-Kun, what dorm room you get?"

"107... Dorm… 2." He's a crap reader.

"Awesome! Next to mine!" I cheered, faking happiness.

"Great! I just hope my room mate is bearable…" Naruto grumbled, obviously worried. He never has made friends easily. Took me a while to warm up to him.

"Awh man! Same! C'mon, the faster we get there the sooner we'll know." I grabbed Naruto's wrist and dragged him along, gripping my bag over my shoulder.

Naruto

Awh dude. No. No. NO!

I don't like it.

"What's the face for Naruto?" Kiba asked as we were walking to our new living quarters.

"They don't serve RAMEN! WHAT KIND OF HELL IS THIS!" Yes, I was looking at the weekly menu.

"I guess we'll have to go into town on weekends and get some." Why was Kiba so smart? I wanna be smart! If I was smart, I wouldn't act dumb like Kiba does! I'd totally be showing off my brilliance!

Kiba stopped.

"hey why'd you stop!"

"Coz we're here, idiot!"

I turned to my left. Sure enough, there was my room number. Kiba was looking at the other half of the hall. His room is right across from mine.

"Uh, I guess we better meet our room mates…" I muttered, scratching the back of my head awkwardly.

"Yeah…" we stood in silence a moment.

"Meet you by the staircase before dinner?"

"Yep!"

And in we walked.

I slowly pushed the door open, revealing a small room. There was a bunk bed to the far left against the wall, a desk, wardrobe and a chest of draws to the right side of the room. Someone was standing in the middle of the room.

I guess this is my Room mate.

"Hey, I'm Uzumaki Naruto!" I introduced.

The raven haired teen turned and glared. "Uchiha Sasuke."

Ouch.

"Um, I guess we're room mates this year. How long have you been going to Konoha Boarding?" I took a guess at the school's nickname. Sounds gay. I should have said something else. Or nothing at all.

"Since I was eleven." I'm guessing that means since 1st year. Making him… my year? He was probably older than me. He's so tall!

I'm staring. Shit!

Sasuke gave me an odd look.

"Uh, cool. When's dinner? It doesn't say in any of my papers…" Yeah.. I'm hungry already.

"6." I can tell it's not gonna be easy making conversation with this guy.

"Thanks, hey this is probably a really inappropriate question…"

"Then don't ask."

"But, I'm really curious." I put on my best Kiba-Hurt-Puppy look. "Are there any gay students here?"

Sasuke scoffed. "Dobe."

"Hey! That's rude!" I glared. Shit, stop glaring, stop glaring. You don't want to make an enemy on the first day!

Force a smile, force a smile…

"Does that mean 'yes'?"

"Well done, Dobe." huh, a nickname already. 'Dobe'.

"Are you one of them?" Fuck. I should learn to shut it. He gave me an odd look.

"What's it to you?"

"I dunno, just curious, I suppose…" Now stop. Stop. Close your GOD DAMNED MOUTH!

"Right…" he glared some more. His dark eyes were piercing. Kinda sexy… AH! NO! I've only been here half an hour and I'm already turning gay!

Not that being gay is a bad thing…

God damn it. Stop having mental arguments with yourself when you're in the middle of a conversation with another living being.

"So… what bunk you want?" Quickly changing subject.

Sasuke threw his rucksack on the top bunk. "You look more like a bottom bunker."

"Huh, well I tend to fall out of bed, so I guess it's a good idea…"

Sasuke smirked. Obviously there was something implied, but I didn't get it.

"Come on."

"What?"

"Dinner, Dobe."

Kiba

After opening the door, I took in the sent of the room. Clean at first, then slightly… hmm… like cigarettes? Ergh! Definitely! Agh! My nose!

"Um, excuse me?" the figure at the window turned his head lazily. "Could you please put that out? I have a sensitive nose…" I felt my cheeks flush pink as soon as the word 'sensitive' left my mouth.

He mumbled something I interpreted as 'troublesome'. No, I know he said it. But my hearings so freakishly good I'd probably scare the crap out of him.

"Hey, do we have two roommates?" I asked, raising an eyebrow at the extra bed in the centre of the room. The quick flash I saw of Naruto's room only had a bunk bed.

"I guess." he flicked the last of his cigarette out the window and lazily waved his hand in the air, possibly attempting to rid the room of the smell.

"Oh, Okay. Bagsey top bunk!" I grinned throwing my rucksack up there and dragging my suitcase over to (I guess its his) this guys bag. I wandered back over to the boy who was leaning against the window sill looking up at the sky. "Hey, I'm Kiba. And you?" I held out my hand, trying to be polite. Manners had been banged into my head since birth from my mother, most people wouldn't know because I usually choose to disregard her rules. I'm only polite to strangers who might come in useful.

Ah! I didn't mean… Fuck it.

"Shikamaru." his monotone voice, harsh to my ears.

"So whatcha lookin' at?" I stuck my head clumsily out the window, almost propelling myself out.

"Looking at the clouds."

"Huh…"

He sighed. "They're so calm and free. That's why I like them." he answered my unspoken question. Am I that easy to read?

I need to fix that then…

"I see what you mean." I didn't. I prefer to do rather than watch.

Oh for Akamaru's sake! Why does everything I say sound so WRONG?

It's the school, I know it.

"What time's dinner?"

"six."

"cool. Mind if I sit with you?"

"Nah, go ahead. Its troublesome to argue." I grinned. "What?"

"Nothing. I just think I made a friend?" I kept my eyes on the clouds but I sensed his eyes on me.

"Sure."

It wasn't a no.

This is good!

I walked with Shikamaru to the spiral staircase.

"Hey, do you mind if we wait? I said I'd meet my friend here before dinner…"

"Uh, whatta drag…" he sat down though. Ha, he's so funny.

"Thanks."

We stayed in silence for a moment, making me feel awkward but I'm sure Shikamaru was perfectly at ease.

"Sasuke-teme!" Naruto? "Why did you let him touch me like… THAT!" he stopped a few meters away from us with a tall raven haired guy.

"Well… seeing as you were curious, I thought you meant more about your own sexuality."

Oh my life.

"Hey Kiba-Kun! This is my roommate, Sasuke-Kun, Sasuke-Kun, this is my Best friend Kiba-Kun!" Naruto grinned, pleased with himself.

"Hm." the guy gave a brief nod.

"Hey." What is he, emo? "Well, this is one of my roommates, Shikamaru-Kun. I haven't met the other yet."

"hey." Shikamaru gave a lazy two fingered wave.

"Can we go! I'm hungryyyy!" Naruto whined.

"Uh. I dunno where to go." I looked sheepishly at our new… 'friends' for help.

The emo sighed. "Follow me."

"Troublesome."

Naruto

Ahhh! This is soooo depressing! No Ramen? WHAT THE HELL!

What a drag.

Oh fuck.

I'm already picking up these weird boarding school kids' phrases. WHATS WRONG WITH ME?

First, I fucked up my chances of friendship with Sasuke by asking if he was gay.

Second, I got hit on by a very odd looking guy (probably the year above) with purple face paint. Well not exactly 'hit on' as much as 'sexually harassed'.

And now. NO RAMEN! Or girls, but I've never really liked girls. Not since Sakura left my last school two years back for an all girls school. She never liked me anyway… Ah well. Plenty of noodles in the ramen bowel…

"Please hurry up and pick Naruto-Kun! You're not the only hungry one here!" Kiba complained from my right. I looked left to see Sasuke paying. Shit.

After grabbing something I thought I might like, I rushed over to Sasuke.

"Hey! Mind if we sit together?" he glared.

"fine."

"mind if they join us?" I pointed at Kiba and Shikamaru.

"mm.." his grip on his food tightened a little. "fine."

"Hey, thanks!" I grinned.

The table we sat at was big enough for the four of us and near the exit. Just as we sat down, a group of older students walked in dressed in black and red uniform (mine is a navy blue, but no one wears it on the first day apparently) split the crowd.

"Who're they?" Kiba whispered to whoever wanted to listen.

"They're the Akatsuki. The so called coolest students in the school." Shikamaru mumbled, playing with his sandwich.

"Ahh…"

"Don't talk to them. They decide who joins their group, and it'll doubtfully be you." Sasuke chipped in, aiming the insult in my direction.

"Hey, that one looks like you!" I accidentally pointed a bit too obviously, attracting unwanted attention. "oops, heh heh."

"That's because its my brother. Uchiha Itachi." Ohhh…

"Oh. Well why's there a girl over there?" Too loud, again.

"Shut up, Dobe!" Sasuke growled. "HIS name is Deidara-Sempai. Moron!"

Shit.

"Ah, Okay! I'm done! Lets go yeah?"

I retreated to my room. After about half an hour of looking for it, I found myself staring at Kiba's door. Huh, I'm here then.

Its not late… But I don't really wanna do anything. I should put my clothes away I guess. Now, where's that key…

I locked the door behind me, and ripped open my suitcase to start putting my clothes away. I found my new uniform folded on my bed with a note from Iruka.

Naruto,

Hope you have fun here,

Work hard. Or you're in for it.

Iruka

I couldn't help but laugh. He was turning out to be a great 'dad'.

Kiba

Shikamaru didn't want to show me around. Honestly, I didn't want to look. It was cold (hello January weather), and I don't cope well with the cold.

Shikamaru sat on the single bed in the centre of the room after he unpacked his clothes. I lingered by the draws where I'd just placed my clothes.

"Shikamaru-Kun…" I wasn't even sure what I wanted to say, I guess I'm an attention seeker. And the fact he was laying there, eyes closed, not even acknowledging me… well it pissed me off. He barley opened his eyes. "Do you think…" right lets improvise here… uhh. "uhh… just out of curiosity… have you…" my face flushed red, I could feel it. "been with a girl?" why is it so difficult for me to talk about SEX!

I can think about it. Boy can I think about it. But when it comes to talking about it out of curiosity… I turn into a bumbling tomato.

"Yes."

Woah. Back-up. What?

"really? As in…"

"Sex."

"yeah that."

"Yes."

Wow, I'm gonna have to start looking up to this guy!

"When?"

"last Christmas." He was 13? Dude.

"Was it… I mean, did it…" Fuck me. Awkward question coming. "How did it feel..?"

"feh." feh? FEH? Sex is only worthy of a 'feh'? My world just got turned upside-down.

I gave him a questioning look.

"It was alright, I guess." pause. "I guess I'm more attracted to guys than I originally thought."

What?

"What?"

"Don't worry, I'm not an over-hormonal sex craving gay. I'm bi-curious."

"Bi-curious…"

"Yes." I raised an eyebrow. He sighed. "I think I like guys. But I'm not sure."

"Oh. Fair enough. Does that make me bi-curious…?"

"what?"

"Well… I've never been with either… I don't know who I'm attracted to… does that make me bi-curious?"

"no. It makes you a virgin."

Right… thanks for shoving that one in my face. Ass.

"Well how will I know?"

"You're at an all boys boarding school. Trust me. You'll find out within three weeks."

Yikes.

"Right okay. Well I'm gonna get changed. you can look if you want to." I winked, joke-flirting.

"Why not?" he let his eyes fall on my back as I pulled my coat and t-shirt off.

I mean… I'm not buff… but I'm certainly not scrawny. I have a slight 6-pack coming along. Shikamaru coughed.

"What?" I turned to face him, in my topless glory.

"Nothing. That's all I wanted." hm. He's got skill.

"Prepare yourself, I only sleep in my underwear. And that's definitely not going to change while I stay in this Gay Town." Shikamaru chuckled. I'm not sure what he was laughing at but his laugh made me smile. Maybe I have made a friend after all.

Naruto

I was laying in the stupid bottom bunk with my stupid ipod plugged into my stupid ears.

Everything about me is stupid.

I'm stupid.

My face is stupid.

My clothes are stupid.

My arse is stupid.

My hair is stupid.

I'm just full of stupid!

Argh.

Yes, I'm beating myself up about my foolishness at dinner.

'why's there a girl over there?' please Naruto. You're so… so… STUPID!

Man, I'm so stupid I cant even think of another work to describe myself.

I'm so gonna fail.

Get kicked out.

Become a hobo.

A drunk.

Etc. etc.

Fuck. Me.

Sasuke walked through the door, not that I noticed with my ipod in. I saw him close the curtains, so I sat up, pulling out my earphones.

"Hey Sasuke-Kun." he looked slightly flushed. "You okay?"

"Well I should have expected what just happened." he mumbled, tugging off his t-shirt.

Wow.

Six pack much?

"Why what happened?" I attempted to distract myself.

"The usual 'out the closet' bunch harassing me in the bathrooms. The usual." his cheeks seemed to grow somewhat redder.

"Eh?"

"I just got molested by some of the openly gay kids at school!"

Oh.

"Who're they?" not that I'd know them. I'm a curious boy.

"Ugh, shut up Dobe!" he pulled himself onto his bed in nothing but his black boxers and slammed his fist into the light switch.

"Night, Sasuke-teme."

"Moron."