A/N: Hello and welcome to the first chapter of this collection of one-shots! I am not J.K. Rowling and I don't own any of the characters. Credit to all the people who actually came up with the ideas for the textposts these are based on.

Chapter 1

(potions with Snape)

Nymphadora Tonks' sixth year at Hogwarts

It was a gloomy Friday and the sixth year Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, and Slytherins were sitting in their potions classroom. Professor Snape wasn't there and Nymphadora Tonks was getting really bored really fast, so she decided to have some fun.

She quickly changed her face and hair to match Snape's and transfigured herself some black robes identical to the ones Snape wore.
Standing up and walking to the front of the room, Tonks began her imitation. "Hello, I am professor Snappy, the potions master," She said as she waltzed over to a Slytherin. "Fifty points to Slytherin for existing."

"Now, on with today's lesson. We will be learning about the world's deadliest potion...SHAMPOO!" She yelled, much to the classes amusement.

"Weasley!" She called, pointing at Charlie. "You breathed! 20 billion points from Gryffindor!"

"Now! Back to the lesson! The first thing to know about shampoo is to never apply it to the hair. It is very dangerous, which is why I go with a more...greasy look," Tonks said to the class.

"I will now pass around samples of this dangerous poti-" She started again but was cut off by a loud cough from the doorway of the room. She glanced up and saw Professor Snape standing in the doorway.

" Detention ... and 50 points from Hufflepuff! Now... sit down before I take off more points," Snape snapped at her.

"Sure, Professor Snappy," Tonks smirked and she sat back down as many of the students chuckled, but were quick to hide it when Professor Snape sent angry glares at them.

"Now, we will continue today's lesson," Snape started as Tonks looked out the window and felt boredom overtake her once again.

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