So one day there as this guy, let's call him Harry. Then he met this other guy, let's call him Ron. So Harry and Ron went off and did some stuff together. It was pretty cool for a while. Then suddenly a giant mutated potato flew from the ground in a fiery rage matched only by the majestic flying weasel ant. It spewed deep fried food all across its path and all who came across it would flee in terror. So then that Harry guy decided that maybe he should fight this crazy potato monster. He casted a spell at it, but it didn't work and was killed. Ron ran like a little girl and hid in raw sewage for seven days.

The End