I just finished restoring my '65 Cadillac. Had a cigar to celebrate, and discovered that it doesn't start…awesome
Idea came from Hyperthia…Thanks for the inspiration!
Colonel Mustang laid on the horn as he and the 1st lieutenant idled outside Fullmetal's flat. He saw Alphonse peek out the window and disappear quickly. At this rate, they would be late for their reservation. A few minutes later, he saw Ed and his date exit the front doors. Ed was holding her hand awkwardly as he led her to the car. Roy could only slap a hand to his face out of embarrassment for the teen.
One week prior…
"Um…Colonel?" a small voice echoed in Mustang's almost vacant office. The man lifted his head and eyed Edward Elric as he made his way in the office. He looked around the room and in the hall to ensure that there was no one who would disturb them.
"Fullmetal? I wasn't expecting you for another two hours…Are you trying to be more punctual? Because being early can be just as rude as being late, I'll have you know." Ed switched from nervous boy to surly teen in an instant.
"Pfft, like you were busy. I wouldn't be surprised if I'd caught you using that stack of paperwork as a pillow!" Roy smirked and used his hand to invite him to have a seat.
"So what? Do you have your report, Fullmetal?"
"Uh no, I need an extension on that."
"I can't believe it," he replied sarcastically. "Then why are you here? I'm a busy man."
Ed fidgeted in his seat uncomfortably. He was hoping he could casually ease this question into conversation, but now Roy wanted him to just come out with it. Ed groaned internally.
"I-uh, I need some…help with something…" Roy's curiosity was piqued. Edward Elric asking him for help? Oh, this had to be good.
"Oh? What can I do for you, Ed?" He said behind his grin. Ed narrowed his glare and tried to follow through with his question.
"Um, Winry is coming to Central to check on my Automail, and I sorta…kinda…promised her that I'd take her out…just to offer, you know? But she said yes! What do I do?" Ed said panic-stricken. Roy half shrugged when he answered.
"Well, I suppose the best course of action would be…to actually take. Her. Out. If you're looking for an escape, I can't say I've ever needed one. By the way, why are you asking me?"
"Well, it was you or Havoc."
"Ah. Good choice then."
"Are ya gonna help me or not?"
"This is just so adorable, Ed." He teased. "Our little Fullmetal-"
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING-"
"-Is going on his first date! Okay…Since I am undoubtedly the most qualified person for this job, I accept with honor! Fullmetal, I will make you a lady's man!"
Ed only swallowed in fear.