ZANTAHH, I AM ZIM AND THESE ARE MY REQUIREMNTS:
I DEMAND A RAY GUN THAT HAS THE POWER TO ANHILATE ALL OF THOSE NASTY PIG-SMELLIES.
I ALSO REQUIRE THE COORDINATES OF THE DIB-STINK'S HOUSE AND COMPUTER SECURITY THINGIES.
I NEED A LAZER TO SHOOT THE STINKY HUMAN STINK WASTES AT THOSE AWFUL HO-BOS.
I WANT A STATUE OF THE MIGHTY ZIM! ON THE MOON OF EARTH THAT CAN SHOOT LAZERS FROM ITS EYES ONTO THIS DISGUSTING MASS OF DIRT AND STINK.
WHILE I'M AT IT, I WANT A NEW SHIP WITH AN EXTRA SNACK COMPARTMENT FOR MY TALLEST AND CAN ALSO BE USED AS A HOMING UNIT FOR ME, THE ALMIGHTY IRKEN INVADER ZIM!
And make Dib-stink's head be filled with rabid piggies that explode if you remove them.
Love,
THE ALMIGHTY ZIM!
Dear Santa,
It's me Dib! Remember the kid who always saves Earth from its impending dooms? Well that's me!
And I know for sure I've been a good boy this year. I protected the planet so many times its crazy. Really, it's just ridiculously crazy… Well anyway for Christmas I would need some new telescopes and binoculars so I can spy on Zim's evily evilness of evil doom from a safe distance, and make sure that his so called "Tallest" aren't harming earth. Honestly what kind of Alien Race determines their leaders by how tall they are? That just seems stupid…like stupid stupid. I could use some new nightgoggles too and some more camoflauge gear would be awesome. It'd be cool if I got a new jet pack too to replace the old one, it's been acting really strange ever since I forgot it at zi- OH GAWD NO! IT HAS A MIND OF IT'S OWN! ITS GOT ME SANTA ITS DKSFDSFVGDGAFDBV C,.,sdfl,s;
-Fromok D ibds
Dear SAaaaaantaaaaa,
I want a moooooose, and some cuppppycakeeees, and a lil bit of choooooocolate poooop, aaaaand some TaCoooooS, and sooome BURRITOOOOOOOS! And Imma gonna dance now. Pffch poopch ooip poofch ch ch unce unce unf unf poochp unce do do do do pofch.
-DAT lAdy In dA BushiEsssssss 3
Dear santa,
My requirements from last years Christmas have gone unnoticed once again. I simply ask you to dispose of my big headed annoying JERK! Of a...brother. and you failed me. Once again I will have to do it myself and so help me if you screw this up one more Christmas I will be forced to annihilate you and your horrible elf slaves.
Gaz
P.S.: Don't screw me over Kringle. Or I will force you into a nightmare world from which is far worse than running out of cookies.