Welcome reader. Sorry this chapter is a bit short. All criticism is welcome, so long as you tell me what you didn't like. The humor in this story starts later. Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon. Italics are thoughts and bold things are author's notes.

Update: Grammar/spelling. Being fixed.

Why does everything happen to me? I'm a good person. I'm nice to others, but they aren't nice back. All of my friends left me. Why? I think it had something to do with a machop telling them I was "uncool". I guess when you have all of my friends wrapped around your finger they'll pretty much do whatever you say. Idiots. The world is full of idiots. I slammed my fist against a tree. Why me?

"Hey. Seems like you're pretty upset. What moron would be mean to a pretty girl like you?" I looked around for whoever just spoke to me. I was both mad at him and embarrassed at the same time. "Up in the tree darling." I looked up and sure enough there was a male riolu sitting on a branch of the tree. It was rare to see someone of my own species. He leapt from the tree and landed near me. "So darling, what's your name?"

"What does it matter to you?" I was getting pretty fed up with him.

"Come on darling, don't be like that."

"Leave me alone."

"What? You got a boyfriend or something?"

"Well, no, but that doesn't mean that I have to tolerate you."

"What? Got a problem with guys flirting with you?" I blushed after hearing him say that.

"Sorry, I just figured you were a jerk."

"All is forgiven darling."

"Why do you keep calling me that?"

"You never told me your name."

"Oh, right." I blushed again. "My name is Amber."

"Cute name. I'm Tykan." He knelt down on one knee and grabbed my hand. He proceeded to kiss my hand lightly. As a reaction I took that hand and lifted it quickly so that is slammed into his face. The hadn't expected that, and he fell over after trying and failing to regain balance. Neither of us could help but laugh.

"Why'd you kiss my hand?"

"More flirting." We both kept laughing. I may have lost all of my old friends, but I guess I made a new one. And to be honest, the flirting is pretty flattering. He seems like he may actually end up being a good friend.

It gets better as you go on.