Blue balls on set
There were many secrets behind the Star Wars cast and filming but I am going to tell you the most disturbing one. It was 1977 and I was a young photogropher called in to help film some stock footage. that however is not important. What is, is what I learned. It was the final day of filming and I just got done with my work and was taking a shit. I heard someone walk into the bathroom and Didn't think much of it. but when I got done what I saw still baffles me... But it all makes sense now. I opened the door to leave and At the urinal, I saw Carrie fisher zipping up her fly. She noticed me and screamed "Oh fuck! sorry I thought this was the Ladies room." She said this laughing and rushed out of the door. I believed this but then I started to think... How the hell could she not know it was the mens?! I mean, there is no urinals in the ladies and surely she would know that. Just then, I heard loud thumping. Leaving the bathroom I overheard Steven Spielberg and George Lucus talking. "Steve, I'm really concerned that they will learn his little secret" Nurvousley said George, trying to make sure no one overheard him. "It's fine George He's hot enough that no one will ever even know" Replied Steven. They then walked off. My curiosity was peaked. and well, I felt it may have had something to do with what I saw in the bathroom earlier. I went to investigate. I remembered the thumping I heard earlier and went to see. it sounded like it came from Harrison Ford's trailer so I went to look. I had deep sinking suspicions and dread of what I would see. I looked throught the window... And all came true inside I witnessed Carrie Fisher sticking his penis deep inside Harrison's Ass. "Oh yeah! Oh yeah oh." Harrison moaned as Carrie kept yelling "I'm the pilot now mommy!" I realized not only was Carrie a man, but a man with a huge hairy penis. Worst of all I saw that someone else was in the corner stroking his penis while they let him watch, I still to this day have no idea who that was. In conclusion, I saw what I saw weather you believe me or not. Remember the truth is out there.