Gollum has Issues
Eating fish, raw and wriggling
Talking to himself.
Scheming against cute little hobbits
That live in earthen cells.
He can=t stand up to his split personality,
Giving in to little things.
Tormented daily, every hour
By that silly, shiny ring.
This poor, poor creature, sad and alone,
Please give this guy a tissue.
Treat him kindly, but beware
Because Gollum has issues.