I want to say that first, this is my first story. Be kind to me. Second, my spell check is off so if misspelled, blame the laptop. Third, I would like to thank my friend tydeerose who helped me write this. Check out her stories!

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Chapter One

In Mount Justice, the team quickly jumped up off the couch, when they heard their favorite sound,

"Recognized, Batman 05, Robin 07"

"Ah," sighed Connor, "The sound of freedom…" Wally ran up to Robin and tousled his jet black hair, swallowed a cookie, and faced Batman (all in about twenty seconds…)

"Gotta mission for us?" he asked

Batman gave him a light bat-glare and said to the ginger, "Would I be here if I didn't?"

The team heard them and ran over.

"I couldn't help over hear you had a mission for us," said Kladur.

Robin scowled, "Hey yeah! Good to see you too! Yeah I'm fine. Glad to see you missed me." Kladur looked at his younger teammate with a look of shock. Robin simply put up a hand a walked off.

"Well," sighed Batman, "That is most certainly new."

Superman walked in from the kitchen area, "Oh, I thought I heard you come in. Did you tell them?"

Batman grunted, "No because no one seems to care to BE QUIET!"

The whole tower seemed to shake. Everyone was silent and staring at Batman, expect for Robin who was used to this by now and continued to glared holes through Kladur.

"Thank you."

Batman walked over to the computer and brought up a map on the holographic screen. He pointed out a location somewhere in Africa.

"This is your target location. It's a small village in an African jungle. I can't give you a name or any information about the area. Is that fine by you?"

Kladur nodded, "You never tells us more, but at lest your being honest."

Robin snorted in the back, "Yeah, honest…"

Batman glared at his bird, "Robin, please. What is with you, now?"

"Nothing. Nothing at all…" Robin got up and stood by his teammates.

"Well then," Batman scolded, "May I continue?"

"Sure, of course you can."

Batman gave a light growl under his breathe (of course he kept it low since he could never actually growl at his little bird)

"Well," Batman lowered his voice to his normal Bat-tone (which was just as petrifying as his Robin-shut-your-beak-before-I-headlock-you voice except without his lowered tone that for anyone but Robin would make them pee their pants), "This area is home to a small warehouse distract. In it, there have been strange reports from the local villagers of some sort of portal that carries away villagers created by their gods to punish them for their terrible beliefs."

Wally laughed, "That's so stupid! Magic is so-"

"Wally," interrupted Kladur, "Remember. are standing next to a Martian, an Atlantian, a clone, and you have meet Fate. Are you telling me magic is not real?"

Wally shut up, pondering his friend.

"That's what I thought"

"Team," Batman snarled again, "Focus. You are to investigate this supposed 'portal' and find out what it really is. You'll take off immediately."

The team quickly ran to the bioship. "Ready for take off," said Megan, starting the ship.

Soon they were soaring through the skies, invisible to the world below.

After a long period of flight, they neared the village.

"Finally!" cried Wally, "I thought we'd never get here. Where's the food!"

Artemis rolled her eyes, "A village is falling apart at its hinges and you're thinking about food?"

"Well maybe I'm trying to stay calm…" said Wally, looking smug, "Some people do that, you know."

Superboy broke in, "Please can we focus?"

Artemis and KF stopped arguing and walked with the team towards the small group of huts.

The villagers watched the young heroes exit the bioship. They were mesmerized by their colorful costumes. They thought they were from the same gods punishing them.

"They are warriors from the gods!"

"Just look at their armor!"

"They are so pale…"

"We must prepare."

"… If there anything like the Portal…"

The villagers agreed to fight off the 'warriors' and began to prep for war.

"Uh, guys," pointed out KF, "I'm not big on geography but I don't think that's a welcome."

"Oh. My. God." gapped Robin, "I think their preparing for war! Look at all those uh, um… I don't know what those weapons are called."

"Their pointy and big," said Artemis, "Names don't matter do they?"

Robin toke out his glove computer and started typing, "It does. If I know what they are I can get more information on the use of them or how there made so they can be taken down easier."

Megan looked confused, "Uh why would we want to aid who ever their fighting?"

"Because, Batman said this was I in the middle of a jungle, right?" explained Aqualad, "So the only thing that could really pose a high danger to them is animals, but what animal is dangerous enough to make the village this scared? That means that something alarmed them. And what is more alarming then strange teens in an invisible ship falling out of the sky in strange armor and carrying weapons unknown to them during a time when they believe their gods are angry and are punishing them. I would be preparing for war if I were them as well."

Megan thought about it and agreed with their leader.

"Is there anyway we can talk to them and explain we're not here for war!" asked Superboy.

"I think so," said Robin who was typing on the glove, "There speaking an off form of Swahili. Batman taught me some and I speak it fluently. But since it isn't exactly a current form of the langue, but an older form, I may make a few mistakes."

KF pointed to the village, "There coming!"

"Okay, Robin get ready," said Aqualad, "Everyone get behind him."

The team backed up behind the boy wonder, who was thinking through all the knowledge of the langue he knew.

The villagers ran through the trees wearing armor and carrying strange spears.

"Wewe viumbe utauwa scare sisi si! Sisi si nyuma chini! Kwa nini miungu kushambulia?" their leader screamed.

"Uh, okay Rob?" asked Aqualad, "What did he say?"

Robin looked up and mouthed something, deep in thought, "Um, I think he said 'You beings scare us not! We will not back down! Why are the gods attacking?'. Oh and they called us 'godly'."

"Okay tell them we aren't gods and we need to now where the portal is."

"Okay, let me think," Rob thought for a second then said loudly "Tafadhali kila mtu utulivu chini! Sisi ni miungu. Sisi kuja kutoka Marekani. Je, unaweza kuniambia ambapo bandari potty ni?"

The villagers stared at each other and then at Robin.

"Wait I think I said that wrong..." said Rob, typing on glove, which made the villagers back up a little in fear. One screamed "Yeye ni wito miungu!" thinking he was calling their gods, "Uh oh..."

"What 'uh oh'? No 'uh oh'!" Artemis grabbed him by the arms and shock him, "What did you say?"

"Well I think I said uh... hold on," he clicked a button on the screen and it said "Please everyone calm down! We are gods. We come from America. Can you tell me where the port a potty is?"

The villagers stared at talking computer, pointing spears at it.

The team just stared at it.

"Robin!" they all screamed together.

"I thought you said you were fluent!" yelled KF.

He shruged, "Eh, so did I."

"How are you so calm?"

Robin turned off the watch in a quick stabbing jester, "Cause if I freaked out over everything, Batman would have traded me for an actual robin years ago."

"This not a little thing!" Artemis jumped, "You told an angry mob of villagers we're gods that are attacking there village!"

"And that we're looking for an unsanitary waste disposal" added Superboy.

"Yeah and that!"

The villagers, unknown to the arguing teens, were thinking of how to get rid of the 'godly children warriors' and just what a 'port of a potty' was.

Suddenly, a loud scream broke up the teams fight.

"Mashambulizi!"

The villagers began to chase after the team.

"Robin, if we survive I'm gonna murder you!" screamed Artemis.

"Like I don't know that!" Robin said as he dodged a villager's arrow.

The village chased them around the island for a while until one of them screeched "Kurudi kwa baba zenu kumcha Mungu na kuwaambia wapate madhara sisi hakuna zaidi!"

"Robin! Do I wanna know?" asked Aqualad as he jumped over a fallen log.

"I think their chasing us back to their gods. What ever that means..."

They ran a little farther and they came to a large warehouse. It had a circle of clouds above it and it almost glowed.

"Kuondoka sisi kwa njia ya miungu vainly portal na kamwe kurudi!"

"Guys I think they're chasing us to the portal!" yelled Robin.

"Are you sure?" panted Artemis, "You've long a lot to day."

"Oh will you shut up! Just keep running!"

They ran up to the building. They slowed and saw the villagers had turned back and watched them silently.

"Hello Megan! Robin was right. Their scared of this place."

"Your right" panted Aqualad, "You should make a mental contection in case one of us gets pulled in."

"Done" thought Megan, mentally, "Ready?"

"If you are babe..." (KF)

"If it gets us away from those pyschopathes sure" (Superboy)

"If you are." (Artemis)

"As always Miss Martian." (Aqualad)

"As long as there is no more Google beating me at stuff." (Robin)

"Rob, face it." thought KF, "Google is the better man... brain... thing... oh you know what i mean!"

"Break it up you two." mentally scolded Aqualad, "We have work to do."

"Fine…"

The team entered the warehouse and was blinded by light.

"Ugh!" they screamed.

A second later, they heard a maniacal laugh and their vision faded.

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