Hungriest Girl in the Whole U.S.A.
Dine with me, sunshine.
Jelly's been swirled
On this Skippy P, B, and J.
I'm the hungriest girl in the whole U.S.A.
Go get my order, jelly's alright.
Need some, wheaty bread.
Why'd you move that Bojangle's box
Onto your side of the bed?
Just one more biscuit.
That's why you moved it.
One more wing or two.
Do you love bakin' stuff just for me
As much as I love bakin' stuff just for you?
You make the chicken, I'll make the beef.
I'll eat your lunch and you'll eat mine.
Now tell the truth, is the fridgerator running?
Honey, we've lost the pie!
Now you be sharin', don't you know.
I love food, crave barbeque or brazed.
Just get the approval of the U.S.D.A.
Skippy P, B, and J thanks for makin' it for me.
And thank you for settin' it out on the tray.
Now I guess it's time to eat!
This brunch was sublime.
And there wasn't no rations.
So now I can finally say.
I'm not the hungriest girl in the whole U.S.A.