Isn't It Canon?

by The Anonymouse2

Inspired by a hilarious Hunger Games fanfic, 'Oh, how realistic' by coadhpgg, this is a mockery of silly things us fanfiction authors sometimes do. This is not meant to offend anyone, just amuse them. And I do respect the fact that it is fanFICTION, so we have the right to write whatever. Just...be amused, not offended. PLEASE. I cannot stress this enough. Ok? I'm done now. Enjoy!

1. Winterwatcher&Moonbli

First off, I'd just like to say that I got the idea for this story from the story 'Oh, how realistic'. It's a Hunger Games fanfic, I think it's just hilarious, so a shout out to the author, coadhpgg. I hope I don't offend anyone by posting this, because that is not my intention. I just want to make a parody that everyone will enjoy as much as I do.
Signing off with high hopes,
The Anonymouse2

Moon and Qibli were standing side by side. Winter walked up to them.
"Moon, I love you!" Winter exclaimed.
"I love you too!" Moon cried.
"That's great!" Qibli said.
And Winter and Moon kissed, even though dragons can't kiss.

...

Moon and Winter were standing side by side. Qibli walked up to them.
"Moon, I love you!" Qibli exclaimed.
"I love you too!" Moon cried.
"That's great!" Winter said.
And Winter and Moon kissed, even though dragons can't kiss.

So, that's that. The way most Winterwatcher or Moonbli ship fics are written. (That's my new favorite fanfic term. Ship fics, ship fics, ship fics, ship...) Just noticing how whoever the author does not ship with Moon completely disregards any feelings they would have had for her in a canon tale. And also dragons can't kiss.
Anxiously,
The Anonymouse2