Hullo! My little try at an MST. If I'm lucky, it won't get deleted.
^_^; I don't own any of the HP characters, I think we all know who does.
"I'm bored." Sirius whined.
"Aren't we all?" James moaned, plopping backwards onto his bed. Everyone was over at his house for the week, and lately they had found that there was nothing to do.
"Hey, look at this!" Remus called to them from over at James's new computer.
"What is it?" Lily asked as everyone made their way to the corner.
"People write stories about us!" He explained, pointing at the computer screen.
"Hey! Read that one! It looks like it has all of us in it!" Peter said, prodding a finger at a blue-linked title.
"Okay…I'll bewitch it to show up on the wall like a projector so we all don't have to cramp around the computer."
"Like a what?"
"Muggle thing that makes things bigger and puts them on the wall." Lily explained.
"Oh." Sirius said, sitting down on the bed. Remus tapped the computer monitor with his wand and the first words appeared on James's cream colored wall.
The Marauders Christmas List
By Calista Black
PETER LIST
Dear Santa,
You're my best friend aside from James and Remus and Sirius even though he turns me different colors. He says its for my own good. I have been really, really good this year. So here are the things I want. Please give them to me. And give stuff to Remus because he helped me write this.
An easy bake oven
James- *snorts*
Cheerleader Barbie
Cheerleader Barbie's accessories
Sirius- Wow, Peter, you're creative!
Peter- *has gone scarlet* Damn fan fics….
My little ponies
My little ponies accessories
Pom Poms
James- (As Peter) Rah! Rah! Rah!
That belly shirt that Lily has
Lily- Which one?
Liposuction
Being able to beat Sirius
Sirius- Like that would ever happen.
A blow-up boyfriend
Remus- Ewww…
Little mermaid diary
New hat for my pooh bear doll plus a raincoat
Being able to kiss Sirius
All- Ewwww!
Peter- Bad mental images!
Making Remus stop looking at me all funny.
Remus- Now why would I have been doing that?
Sincerely,
Peter P. Pettigrew
Peter- My middle name doesn't start with a P.
REMUS'S LIST
Dear Saint Nick,
You know how good I am. Most of these things are for others well being not mine. Thanks.
Make Sirius not kill Peter because he tried to kiss him
Sirius- Oh, thanks for reminding us!
Books so I can reverse spells and keep S/J out of trouble
James and Sirius- Now why would we be in trouble?
Make Snape wash his hair
Remus- I think we all would want that.
Don't give Sirius or James any explosives. I like there being a Hogwarts.
Don't let Peter kiss Sirius or James or Me or anyone.
Sirius- Yes, please.
Yours if your real,
Remus J. Lupin.
JAMES LIST
Dear Santa,
I'm only this for Peter and Sirius is really annoying. So heres my list and if you don't make them come true we'll find you and blow up you're igloo.
Remus- There should be an apostrophe in here's.
Explosives
More explosives
Hogwarts map
Sirius- We already have one…
Hogsmead map
James- Where's Hogsmead?
Lily- I dunno.
More explosives
James- Geez, what do I want to blow up?
Secret escapes from Hogwarts
Peter- We already know those.
A way into the Slytherin dorms
Shampoo for Snape
Deodorant for Malfoy
More explosives
A brain for Peter. Poor kid. One he can understand.
Peter- Oh, I'm hurt.
Make Lily Evans like me.
Lily- But I already like you! *kisses James's cheek*
Remember, do it or no more igloo!
James C. Potter
James- Who was aware my middle name started with a C?
SIRIUS'S LIST
Dear Evil Elf Worker,
Is it true you use under-aged elfs! YOU'RE A BAD, BAD MAN! So, either you give me this stuff or I'll go to the Daily Prophet, Witch Weekly, and every other paper in the World. Mwuhwahwahwahwa!
Remus- Should be elves.
Sirius- Stop that!
Explosives
More explosives
Give James a date with Lily Evans
Lily- But I already date James!
James- Strange fan fic authors.
Give Remus more books, he deserves them
Have the Reindeer eat Snape & Malfoy
Give Snape shampoo before he dies
Give Malfoy deodorant before he dies
Give Peter a girlfriend and make him stop flirting with us
Everyone but Peter- Yeah, stop flirting with us Peter!
Peter- Shut up. -_-;
Explosives
Sirius- Looks like I want to blow everyone to oblivion too.
Lily- Look! Sirius used a big word!
Sirius- James?
James- Yes?
Sirius- I hate your girlfriend.
James- Thank you. *smiles*
A Hogwarts toilet seat
Remus- Don't we already have one of those?
Peter- Yep.
Oh, and besides ruining your reputation I'll help James blow up your igloo!
Sirius L. Black
Sirius- I didn't know my middle name started with an L.
James- Me neither.
Lily- Well, that was odd. Who agrees with me?
Everyone raises their hand.
Lily- That's what I thought.
Sirius- I'm hungry. Let's go get some snacks.
James- Okay!
Everyone heads down to the kitchen.
Please review and tell me if you want me to keep doing this! I have plenty of time, just need to know if you like it!
"I'm bored." Sirius whined.
"Aren't we all?" James moaned, plopping backwards onto his bed. Everyone was over at his house for the week, and lately they had found that there was nothing to do.
"Hey, look at this!" Remus called to them from over at James's new computer.
"What is it?" Lily asked as everyone made their way to the corner.
"People write stories about us!" He explained, pointing at the computer screen.
"Hey! Read that one! It looks like it has all of us in it!" Peter said, prodding a finger at a blue-linked title.
"Okay…I'll bewitch it to show up on the wall like a projector so we all don't have to cramp around the computer."
"Like a what?"
"Muggle thing that makes things bigger and puts them on the wall." Lily explained.
"Oh." Sirius said, sitting down on the bed. Remus tapped the computer monitor with his wand and the first words appeared on James's cream colored wall.
The Marauders Christmas List
By Calista Black
PETER LIST
Dear Santa,
You're my best friend aside from James and Remus and Sirius even though he turns me different colors. He says its for my own good. I have been really, really good this year. So here are the things I want. Please give them to me. And give stuff to Remus because he helped me write this.
An easy bake oven
James- *snorts*
Cheerleader Barbie
Cheerleader Barbie's accessories
Sirius- Wow, Peter, you're creative!
Peter- *has gone scarlet* Damn fan fics….
My little ponies
My little ponies accessories
Pom Poms
James- (As Peter) Rah! Rah! Rah!
That belly shirt that Lily has
Lily- Which one?
Liposuction
Being able to beat Sirius
Sirius- Like that would ever happen.
A blow-up boyfriend
Remus- Ewww…
Little mermaid diary
New hat for my pooh bear doll plus a raincoat
Being able to kiss Sirius
All- Ewwww!
Peter- Bad mental images!
Making Remus stop looking at me all funny.
Remus- Now why would I have been doing that?
Sincerely,
Peter P. Pettigrew
Peter- My middle name doesn't start with a P.
REMUS'S LIST
Dear Saint Nick,
You know how good I am. Most of these things are for others well being not mine. Thanks.
Make Sirius not kill Peter because he tried to kiss him
Sirius- Oh, thanks for reminding us!
Books so I can reverse spells and keep S/J out of trouble
James and Sirius- Now why would we be in trouble?
Make Snape wash his hair
Remus- I think we all would want that.
Don't give Sirius or James any explosives. I like there being a Hogwarts.
Don't let Peter kiss Sirius or James or Me or anyone.
Sirius- Yes, please.
Yours if your real,
Remus J. Lupin.
JAMES LIST
Dear Santa,
I'm only this for Peter and Sirius is really annoying. So heres my list and if you don't make them come true we'll find you and blow up you're igloo.
Remus- There should be an apostrophe in here's.
Explosives
More explosives
Hogwarts map
Sirius- We already have one…
Hogsmead map
James- Where's Hogsmead?
Lily- I dunno.
More explosives
James- Geez, what do I want to blow up?
Secret escapes from Hogwarts
Peter- We already know those.
A way into the Slytherin dorms
Shampoo for Snape
Deodorant for Malfoy
More explosives
A brain for Peter. Poor kid. One he can understand.
Peter- Oh, I'm hurt.
Make Lily Evans like me.
Lily- But I already like you! *kisses James's cheek*
Remember, do it or no more igloo!
James C. Potter
James- Who was aware my middle name started with a C?
SIRIUS'S LIST
Dear Evil Elf Worker,
Is it true you use under-aged elfs! YOU'RE A BAD, BAD MAN! So, either you give me this stuff or I'll go to the Daily Prophet, Witch Weekly, and every other paper in the World. Mwuhwahwahwahwa!
Remus- Should be elves.
Sirius- Stop that!
Explosives
More explosives
Give James a date with Lily Evans
Lily- But I already date James!
James- Strange fan fic authors.
Give Remus more books, he deserves them
Have the Reindeer eat Snape & Malfoy
Give Snape shampoo before he dies
Give Malfoy deodorant before he dies
Give Peter a girlfriend and make him stop flirting with us
Everyone but Peter- Yeah, stop flirting with us Peter!
Peter- Shut up. -_-;
Explosives
Sirius- Looks like I want to blow everyone to oblivion too.
Lily- Look! Sirius used a big word!
Sirius- James?
James- Yes?
Sirius- I hate your girlfriend.
James- Thank you. *smiles*
A Hogwarts toilet seat
Remus- Don't we already have one of those?
Peter- Yep.
Oh, and besides ruining your reputation I'll help James blow up your igloo!
Sirius L. Black
Sirius- I didn't know my middle name started with an L.
James- Me neither.
Lily- Well, that was odd. Who agrees with me?
Everyone raises their hand.
Lily- That's what I thought.
Sirius- I'm hungry. Let's go get some snacks.
James- Okay!
Everyone heads down to the kitchen.
Please review and tell me if you want me to keep doing this! I have plenty of time, just need to know if you like it!