I do not own Batman Arkham Asylum. I only own Tiffani and Lexi.

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"You know, when I said that we would end up in the crazy house, I didn't mean for us to end up in Arkham Asylum," Lexi yelled at Tiffani, who was happily twiddling her thumbs on the bench across from Lexi.

They were sitting in the back of an armored truck with their ankles and wrists in handcuffs. They were wearing normal street clothes since the police had just captured them. Tiffani had been taking out some of her frustration on a few stupid mob members, who of course called the police when they started losing the fight. Lexi had been messing with the mob boss that was with the small group of mob members when the police showed up.

"Aw, they ruined our fun," Tiffani had whined when the police showed up and stared Tiffani and Lexi down at gunpoint. Lexi sighed before she and Tiffani were handcuffed. Lexi broke a few noses and wrists before she was handcuffed, while Tiffani bit and tried to take out a few of the officer's eyes before she was handcuffed.

The court system has been busier than normal for Gotham and the jails no longer had any more room so the two girls were being shipped to Arkham. The police dubbed them as crazy people and they were now on their way to the crazy house.

"Well I didn't tell the police to send us to Arkham," Tiffani said with a pout focusing on Lexi in the armored van. "At least we are going there in style," Tiffani said with a wink and Lexi smirked.

"Poor doctors, they won't know what to do with us," Lexi said with a fake frown before she started laughing.

"I wonder what new friends I will make there," Tiffani said thoughtfully and Lexi rolled her eyes.

"Stay away from the ones that can eat you," Lexi warned and Tiffani pouted.

"Yes mom," Tiffani said and laughed when Lexi tried to kick her.

"Stay seated," a voice yelled outside of the backdoors at the girls. They looked at each other and stared at the door wondering how many guns would be pointed towards them. Their answer turned out to be six guns when the doors opened.

"No fair, we should be allowed a gun," Tiffani said before an officer grabbed her roughly off the bench. The officer was one of the men that Tiffani had bitten earlier. "Your blood was delicious by the way," Tiffani said to freak out the officer before half of the officers led her to the boat that would take them over to Arkham.

"Nice face," Lexi said to an officer whose nose she broke before she too was grabbed roughly by an officer. She saw Tiffani trying to see the fish in the water, but it was night outside and there was no way to see any fish in the water anyways during the day.

"These two will fit right in at Arkham. The taller one is crazier though," one of the officers said to the man steering the boat.

"We can hear you," Lexi yelled before cursing when the officer holding her tightened his grip on her arms.

"We can smell you too and phew, have you guys never heard of soap?" Tiffani yelled before she was thrown to the floor of the boat. "Haven't heard of manners either," Tiffani said before she received a kick to the stomach.

"Get away from her," Lexi yelled before she tackled the officer that was kicking Tiffani.

"Stop it, just restrain them and make sure they don't escape. We are almost at the island," the man steering the boat called out aggravated and nervous.

"Tiffani, shut your mouth for a little while," Lexi hissed to her friend who just gave a pout before nodding.

The boat arrived at the island soon after the scuffle and the guards of the island took the girls away from the officers. They forced the girls to make their way to the area for new 'patients' or in their case inmates. Tiffani was staring around aimlessly, but in truth, she was taking in every detail of the room sand areas that she and Lexi went through. Lexi was doing the same thing and she was surveying what weapons the guards carried.

"Welcome to Arkham Asylum," a man's voice on a television started when Lexi and Tiffani were forced into a room before they went into a hallway to be scanned for weapons.

"Not clear," a computerized female voice said through a speaker.

"Search them," the main guard of their group said and Tiffani growled when she felt hands on her. Lexi glared at the men as she was frisked for weapons.

"Sir, I found a rubber duck," one of the guards said confused before cursing when he squeezed the duck and a small dart shot out of the duck and hit the wall.

"I forgot you had that one," Lexi said and Tiffani laughed. Soon both of the girls were clear of any weapons and they were forced to continue walking through the facility. Time passed quickly for them and sooner than expected, they were standing in cells across from each other. They no longer had on any handcuffs, but they were holding ugly brown uniforms.

"Well they made one big mistake, they put us where we can talk and plan with each other easily," Lexi and Tiffani smiled happily.

"True, big mistake on their part, but you do know that this will be interesting," Tiffani said and Lexi smirked.

"Oh I'm planning on it," Lexi said and they both begrudgingly changed into the ugly brown uniforms before any perverted guards showed up and forced them to change by gunpoint in front of the guards.

"Night buddy, let's see how our doctors like us tomorrow," Tiffani yelled over to Lexi before lying down on her bed, which felt more like a thin mat on concrete.

"This will be fun to see if we can make them crack," Lexi yelled back before saying good night as she also lied down to sleep.

"Up now, time for you to meet the doctor," a guard said gruffly outside of Tiffani's cell. Tiffani cracked open one of her eyes and looked at the guard. Some weird slop of food was on a tray on the floor and it looked cold.

"Can I eat first?" Tiffani asked and the guard shook his head.

"Out and no funny business," the guard said after opening Tiffani's cell and pointing his gun at her.

"Whatever," Tiffani said before waving to Lexi, who was also still sleeping.

The guard led Tiffani to a room set up with a table and two chairs, one on either side of the table. She was handcuffed soon after entering the room. Tiffani took a seat on the table, but the guard poked her with his gun and glared at her. "Ooh, so scary," Tiffani said before sitting in a chair. The doctor chose that moment to walk in and Tiffani smirked. "Welcome patient, my name is Dr. Tiffani and I'm here to help you and Mr. Grumpy here with your relationship problems," Tiffani said looking from the female doctor to the disgruntled guard.

"Miss Tiffani, if I may call you that, my name is Dr. Hartford," the female doctor said as she took a seat in the empty chair.

"Well ask away Dr. H. I know you're dying to know about my childhood and all that boring stuff," Tiffani said and of course, she was going to lie about everything the doctor asked her.

Lexi woke up later to find Tiffani being forced into her cell again and Tiffani was giggling about something. "What did I miss?" Lexi asked groggily while she watched the guards undo Tiffani's handcuffs.

"I got to meet my doctor just now and I must say that she didn't like my answers," Tiffani said before giggling again.

"You meet the doctor after lunch," the guard said to Lexi before leaving.

"I can't wait," Lexi said before Tiffani threw her cold slop of a breakfast at the guard's back through the bars.