Hey Beauties, I'm back with the seventh installment of my "Ways To Annoy People" series! Here's a recap of what's happened so far… David Rossi had some fun pulling pranks in a mall. Derek Morgan drove to various drive-thru restaurants, pulling pranks. Penelope Garcia had some fun in the sky, while pulling pranks on a plane. Emily Prentiss along with the help of Clyde Easter, pulled some pranks at a movie theater. Aaron Hotchner and his son, Jack pulled some pranks while vacationing in Hawaii. And Spencer Reid pulled some pranks while in an elevator. And in this fic, we've got Ashley Seaver, pranking various pizza guys/girls. Hope you'll all enjoy it!
Disclaimer: Nope, Ashley Seaver doesn't belong to me, but the pizza guy does!
"The war between being and nothingness is the underlying illness of the twentieth century. Boredom slays more of existence than war. ~Norman Mailer"
It was noon and Ashley Seaver had been rummaging through the cabinets and fridge in the kitchen of her home. They were both stocked full of food, but she couldn't decide on what she wanted to eat. And not only was she hungry, but she was starting to get bored.
"I am so bored and hungry, but I don't know what I want." She thought to herself.
After searching for something to eat for nearly twenty minutes, Ashley finally decided on a pepperoni hot pocket. After it was fully cooked, she sat down at the table at ate it. While eating her meal, she came up with a way to cure her boredom.
"I think I'll have some fun with the pizza guy." Ashley thought to herself as she took grabbed her cell phone that had been lying on the table and dialed a number.
"Piper's Pizzeria. May I take your order?" A man on the other end of the phone asked.
"Yes, I would like to order a big mac extra value meal." Ashley said.
There was an awkward moment of silence, before the pizza guy finally spoke, "Um… I'm sorry Miss, but I think you may have dialed the wrong number. We don't sell those here."
"What do you mean you don't sell them?!" Ashley feigned anger.
"We never did." The pizza guy said.
"Well you must be new then because I ordered one from that place, just last week!"
"I've been working here since this place opened ten years ago and we've never sold any big mac extra value meals. I'm sorry."
"Oh, don't give me that "I've worked here since day one and we've never sold those." Crap! I've been ordering big mac extra value meals there since the last ten years!"
"Honestly, we don't sell those here. You clearly have the wrong number." The pizza guy tried explaining, but Ashley wasn't having it.
"Well since you're not going to give me what I want, I guess I'll just call some other pizza place and ask them for a big mac extra value meal! Have a pleasant day!" She ended the call before he could say another word.
Smiling, she said to herself, "Now that was fun. Wonder what I should do next?"
End of chapter one. Please leave me some reviews. I'd love to know what your thoughts were. Chapter two will be up as soon as possible.