Hi! This is the Grandparents Day special! I know it's not Grandparents Day yet, but I just wanted to do this early. Remember, this story takes place before 'Welcome, Baby Mc'Newman!' and 'The Chaos Emeralds' if you didn't know that. Anyways, let's jump right into this story!

Monday, September 6; 10:30 a.m.

Wearing a red bathrobe and black slippers, Dr. Eggman tiredly makes coffee for himself. He pours some of the coffee into his black mug that says 'Best Villain Ever!' and walks into his base. He turns on his 120 in. flatscreen computer to check his email. This is how just about all of his mornings are like, by the way.

While looking at his email, Eggman comes across a video chat request. That request is from his mom! Eggman growls at this: oh, how he hates his mother with a passion. He hates her almost as much as he hates Sonic the Hedgehog, his nemesis. Why? His mom can be...how would you describe her?...annoying. Annoying such as the mother who always nags on you and scolds you for no reason, and the mother who always calls you baby names such as 'Pookie Bear' and 'Stuffie Wuffie': names you would call your boyfriend or girlfriend nonetheless!

Since this is Eggman's mom, he has no choice other than to accept the video chat request. He clicks on the 'accept' button and on the screen is Eggman's mom: an overweight woman who appears to be in her late 50's/early 60's. Just like her son, she also has a red mustache (not a joke), a pink nose, and a wide mouth. She has black eyes with red pupils; she is wearing a floppy mint green hat with big light pink feather attached to it, a short-sleeved, tight, hot pink dress that stops at her knees, and black low heels.

"Hello Ivo, you cute little button!" the human woman loudly greets her son with enthusiasm.

Eggman groans after the 'cute little button' name and says, "Hello, Mother... What's going on in your life, I may ask?"

"Oh, I'm glad you asked!" the mother says, then starts crying, "I'm so lonely!"

His mom being lonely isn't really a surprise for the middle-aged scientist. "Wow..." Eggman sarcastically sympathizes, "I feel so sorry for you. What happened?"

Mama Robotnik begins to explain, "My last husband divorced me! He said I was mean and annoying!" and starts sobbing harder.

This isn't really surprising to Eggman. His mom is obsessed with men, and whenever she sees a handsome guy, she'll force them to marry her (human or not). She's been married to about twenty different men (one at a time, though) and so far, each marriage didn't last long; as they usually went from four months to two years.

Just then, Robot comes in the base fully awake and ready for the day. Curious to why Eggman is video-chatting with his mom, the orange-yellow robot asks, "Hey, is that your mother? Hi, Mrs. Robotnik! How are you today?!"

"Oh, hey Robot..." Mama Robotnik starts talking, "I'M SINGLE!" and starts crying louder than ever.

Eggman turns to Robot and starts scolding him, "Robot, how dare you?! You made my mother cry!"

"It wasn't my fault!" Robot explains, "I was just asking her about her day!"

"You don't need to worry about that," Eggman says, "Her last husband divorced her just recently."

Robot is traumatized at this: he's known his boss' mom for fifteen years and gets along with her well. He doesn't see how anyone on the planet would want to leave her! "Why?!" he wants to know, "How can her husband divorce her?! Your mother's like the best woman ever!"

Eggman facepalms himself; can't Robot just see the evilness in that lady?! "No she's not, stupid!" he screams, "She's hideous! She has a mustache for crying out loud!"

"What's wrong with that?" Robot asks, wondering about the mustache.

"She's a woman!" Eggman keeps screaming, "Women shouldn't rock mustaches! That's a guy thing!"

"Doctor, there's nothing wrong with women rocking mustaches," Robot says, "Now let's stop arguing and talk to your mother."

Eggman groans in response and starts speaking to his mom, "Mother...would it be alright if you come over to my base and we can find a new husband together?"

"THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, POOKIE WOOKIE!" Mama Robotnik screams with excitement, "Just give me your address and I'll be there as soon as possible!"

She ends the video chat and the screen goes black. Eggman turns around and looks at Robot, "Alright Robot' you know what to do, right?"

Robot has no idea exactly; so he just guesses, "Do you want me to find a bunch of elderly men so that your mother can choose who to marry?"

"Exactly!" Eggman corrects him, "Now let's help out my mom and get her out of this predicament!"

And that was Chapter 1! What do you think of it so far? What are Eggman and Robot going to do? Put your thoughts in the reviews and I'll see you in Chapter 2!