One day, Sonic was using the colander in the kitchen with Tails and KNUCKLES, when suddenly, Sonic shoved his dick in Knuckles' ass. Knuckles screamed in enjoyment, and Sonic just laughed at Knuckles and grinned. Tails recoiled and turned into dust. Sonic used the colander vigorously on the food in the sink to sweep away the remains of Tails. Meanwhile Knuckles, still in shock and pain, cried out, "Why does this happen whenever I have colanders in my kitchen?". Sonic just kept sticking his enormas fat penis gracefully into Knuckles. Sonic groaned in exhaustion as Knuckles collapsed onto his colander. They both said, "Wow, how do we even with Eggman?"
Here's how it ends.
Sonic and Knuckles fuck and they turn into dust. All that is left is a colander. The colander was bread the whole time. The colander was disguised as a toilet.
Knuckles and Sonic both looked at each other, as Knuckles said, "We SHIT Eggman.".
Sonic shook his head. "We STEAL HIS SHIT. That's where I was going.".
Knuckles tutted at him and replied angrily, "No. We digest him. And SHIT HIM."
Sonic thought about it and nodded his head in agreement. "YES. Shit Eggman out during anal."
They both laughed. "Dr Poopdik," they said. "Haha, Dr Poopiedik.".
THE END.