The plot sickens
By David Anakin
"Leo!!!!" Piper calls for the seventh time. It's funny, she thought, now that he's not my husband anymore he's acting like one. Just before she can bellow his name again, he appears. Leo looks like he's been put under a spell by the bad taste demon.
"Leo. I've been worried about you." Piper says. Your child support check bounced again, she's thinking.
Leo gives her the 'I don't what to talk about it but if we both know you'll get it out of my anyway so here it goes' look. " I saw it again. The big flying green head. It told me all the other White-Lighters are making fun of me behind my back, that Ed McMann is never going to give my million dollars, and I need to get my sons out if here before you steal their balls too."
Piper put on her best understanding face and told him, "You shouldn't pay any attention to fans of 'The Wizard of Oz' because their brains are no longer in Kansas."
Leo nods in the way only whipped husbands can. Before he can work up the nerve to ask her for at least one of his balls back, Phoebe comes downstairs to catch everyone up on the latest episode of 'she loves him, she hates him'.
"You will not believe what he did today!" she says.
"What?" Piper asks. Holding Leo's hand so he won't feel completely out of the story.
"He told a woman who wanted a guy in her building to ask her out to just walk up to him and ask him out!"
"That sounds like good advice." Leo said
"He was talking to me!!!" Phoebe screamed. Jumping up and down so everyone could get a good look at her boobs. "He wants me to make the first move. Well! I'll show him. I'm going down there to tell him I have nothing to talk to him about!!"
Before anyone could point out the flaw in this logic (since logic went out the window long ago) she was out the door.
Once again Piper was alone with Leo, but before she could ask for a quickie for old times sake, Paige orbing in saved her.
"I hate that school. What was I thinking wanting to keep it open?" she asked
"I always thought it was to cash in on that Harry Potter craze." Leo said. Piper give him an 'it's a good thing I think you're cute' and turned back to Paige.
"Maybe if you had some help? Leo could help out." Piper said
"I don't think that's a good idea." Leo and Paige said.
Before Piper could ask why there was another orded of light and Chris was standing there. Everyone looked at him in shock. Or in what passes for shock on this show.
"Chris!!" Leo said hugging him hard. "I thought I'd never see you again."
"Of course you would have." Chris said, "Baby Chris would have grown up."
Everyone took a moment to feel sorry for Leo (he really was farley smart at one time) and then Piper asked, "Is everything ok? Is the future still in danger?"
"No the future's fine. But I had to come back" Chris said.
"Are you here to save Wyatt again? Or one of us?" Paige asked
"No. I'm here the make the show interesting again."
THE END