Hey there, I've had a bit of a writer's block, and now I just know we have to have a Bad Company 2- Corpse Party crossover.

"Oh, fuck me!" Haggard said out loud.

The squad, with a new recruit, was in Bolivia, taking cover from an enemy tank that had just arrived.

"That tank's gonna turn us into swiss cheese! Rookie! Get a mortar! Light that fuckin' thing up!" Sarge ordered.

The rookie in question was a Japanese man with blue hair. He sat down behind his place of cover, and reached for his mortar in his pack. The sound of machinegun fire was deafening, and the tank was closing in on their position fast.

"Hurry up, rookie! We're gonna be six feet under in about two minutes!" Sweetwater yelled.

The man assembled the mortar, took a shell, and dropped it in.

"Mortar is off in one!" He said, covering his ears. The shell shot up with a huge bang, and landed right on the tank. There was a deafening explosion, before the tank was enveloped in a fiery blaze.

Sweetwater popped from his position and took a shot at the gunner, who dropped on the floor.

"Nice one, Shino!" He said.

Marlowe, Sarge, and Haggard came out from their position as well.

"You know, you might just be our kinda guy." Sarge said.

Shino, or as he was called, looked at Sarge.

"You think?" He asked.

Sarge nodded. "Sure thing. You wanna transfer to another squad, call me." He held out a piece of paper to him.

"T-Thank you, but I was promised I could go home and see my niece." He said in reply.

"Sarge, do you just hand your number out to random soldiers?" Haggard asked.

"Shut up, Haggard."

They took shelter in an abandoned building that night. Marlowe lit a fire, and they huddled around it.

"So, you have a niece, Shino?" Marlowe asked.

Shino nodded. "Ayumi Shinozaki." He said. "She is still attending school."

"Well, let's make sure you get to see her again." Sarge replied.

Shino nodded again and smiled. "You have all been great comrades. I would like to do something with you. I have a charm for us to do. It will make us good friends. My niece told me about it. She gave me this for me to use." He said in his slightly broken english. He pulled out a paper doll.

"A paper doll? Why would you want to be friends with Sweet anyway? Guy's an ass!" Haggard remarked.

"Up your's, cowboy!" Sweetwater shot back.

"Haggs, Sweet, shut the fuck up!" Sarge ordered. He looked at Shino. "These two are the reason I wanted to retire."

Shino laughed. "May we do this please?" He asked.

Sarge looked around.

"Sure. Just as long as it doesn't involve any hippie crap." Haggard said.

"Aw Haggs, lay off the kid. I"ll do it. Sure. "

Sarge looked at Marlowe.

"Preston?"

He shrugged.

"We got some time."

They all gathered around.

"Ok. My niece told me, you must grab onto the doll, and say 'Sachiko, we beg of you' six times in our heads." He instructed.

"Sachi-Who?" Sweet asked.

"Sachiko. It's Japanese, you blockhead." Sarge replied.

"Oh."

They did as they were instructed.

"Ok, now we pull it apart." Shino said. "Ready? And...Pull!"

They pulled it apart.

"Well, that was interesting. Ok, new topic! Sweets, favorite scene from...uhh...Men in Black, go!"

Sweet started to respond, but was cut off when the ground started shaking.

"Oh, shit! Everyone stay close to the ground!" Sarge yelled.

"Since when do earthquakes happen in the middle of Bolivia?" Haggard shouted.

"Since God fuckin' felt like it!" Sweet answered.

Before anyone could do anything, the floor gave way, and they were all sent falling into a black void.

So I know I am kinda going overboard with the Corpse Party crossovers, but I promise this is the last one. I will now be making some RWBY crossovers. Hope you enjoy this last one, and stay tuned.