An Evening of Visitors and Green M&Ms

\Disclaimer: do not own M&Ms, Bob the Builder, Digimon, Dragonball Z or anything else so far except Mr. Tinkle Toes.

It was a quiet evening. Davis was home alone. He was in the livingroom with a big bowl of green M&Ms watching Bob the Builder. " Can we fix it?" asked Bob.

" Yes we can!" yelled Davis a little too enthusiastically.

Ding-Dong. " Coming!" yelled Davis. He put down his bowl of green M&Ms and went to open the door.

When he opened the door, he saw a man in a suit with a hat that barely covered his wild hair. " Hello sir. My name is Goku. I'm selling door-to-door tacos. Would you like to buy one? Only $1.50 each."

" I am kinda hungry. May I see what they look like?" asked Davis.

" Sure!" Goku opened his black box. It was empty.

" Uh, where are the tacos?" questioned Davis.

" That's a good question. One minute they were there and the next they were gone. I don't know what happened to them. It's magic or something."

" Did you ever think that you ate them all?"

" No, I never thought of that. Come to think of it, my stomach is really starting to hurt."

" Man you're stupid, " commented Davis. He watched Goku walk away clutching his stomach. Then he slammed the door shut.

" People these days…" he muttered.

Davis walked back over to the couch. When he got there, he saw something that wasn't there before. There was a big black cat with a gold pendant around his neck and a small blue cap on his head eating out of the bowl of green M&Ms. " Bad pussy cat. Get away from my green M&Ms," scolded Davis.

He went to smack the cat with a pillow and missed by a foot. He was about to try it again when something happened. " You are a very naughty human boy. You have been very, very bad. Now go to time out until I tell you to come out."

" Aww," said Davis, " Can I at least have my green M&Ms?"

" No you can't. They're mine now," replied the cat.

Davis walked over to the little chair that said Davis' Time out Chair. He had already been there once today because he and DemiVeemon had been throwing Davis' Bob the Builder toys against the wall.

Just great. I'm being to go to time out and I didn't do anything wrong. Wait a minute. I still have DemiVeemon in my room. He should still be in there taking a nap thought Davis. Out loud he yelled, "DemiVeemon! Help me! I'm being held hostage by a cat!"

" Shut up over there stupid boy! I'm trying to concentrate on eating my green M&Ms!" yelled the cat.

" Yes sir, " replied Davis.

Just then, DemiVeemon came running out. " Davish, are you trying to trick me again?

Before Davis could answer, the cat turned toward DemiVeemon and shouted, " You go to time out, too. You're not supposed to help him. "

DemiVeemon walked over and climbed up on Davis' lap. Ding-Dong. " Can I get the door?" asked Davis.

" No you can't get the door. It's probably my pizza anyway. The cat walked over and opened the door just by staring at it.

" Hi. I have a large cheese pizza with extra anchovies here for a Mr. Tinkle Toes. Is he here?" asked the pizza boy. It was Tai.

" That would be me. What is your name kind sir and how much do I owe you?" asked the cat.

The name's Tai and you owe me $17.00 for the pizza," replied Tai, as if cats ordering pizza was a common everyday thing.

" Tai is that you? Could you please help me? This cat is holding me hostage!" yelled Davis.

" Don't worry about him. We're playing Cowboys and Indians. This is just a part of it," supplied the cat as he handed Tai the money, " Here's $17.00 plus $1.00 extra for a tip.

" Thanks. Have fun with your little playmate," teased Tai. The cat closed the door.

Damn Tai. His hair's so big that his brain doesn't comprehend anything that's going on thought Davis.

" You can get out of time out only if both of you don't try hollering for anymore help," instructed the cat as he made the pizza box float over to the table and set it down.

" Can I get some deer cookies?" asked Davis.

" If it will keep you quiet, " replied the cat.

Davis went out to the refrigerator and got out the deer cookies. Just as he came back into the livingroom the door bell rang again. Ding-Dong.

Who is at the door now? Who else will visit? Will the cat ever leave? Will Davis get his green M&Ms back. Tune in for part 2 of "An Evening of Visitors and Green M&Ms!