A/N: Since I change names so much, I'll just call myself Ali-chan in this one. And, yes, I KNOW I have bad spelling.
DILANDAU'S NEW DRAGONSLAYERS
Three Psychotic Girls
Zaibach, Gaea
"Dornkirk-sama..."
Dornkirk turned to the Zaibach solider on the ground. "What is it?"
"Um...What's that?" The man pointed to Dornkirk's giant telescope-thingie. Instead of the images of whatever, there is the lastest issue of PLAYBOY.
"Umm...Forget what you saw." Dornkirk blinked and the PLAYBOY issue disapeared. "What about Dilandau?"
"Sh- Er, he, is back to normal. Or is not normal? Anyways, s/he is a boy again."
"Have we recircuted anyone for Dilandau's new Dragonslayers?"
"Only Jajuka. But we're ready to send out the flyers-wha?"
The stack of papers in his hands are caught up in a beam of light and disappear.
Dornkirk and the solider look up.
"Oh my..."
Mystic Moon (AKA Earth)
The beam of light sends the flyers all over Earth.
CA, US
"WAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Get back here!"
"Never! ::Thonk::"
A large group of people stop as the girl with blue streaks in her hair they were chasing runs into a telephone pole. A redhead boy grabs her knapsack and rumages through untill he finds a pineapple labtop. He hugs it.
"My love!" Izzy (The redhead boy) cried.
"Yeah, yeah, let's not get sentimental," Matt said, dragging Izzy who is totally oblivious to the world around him now.
"I'm hungry," Goku said.
"I hope I'll never set eyes on something like 'The House of Anime' AGAIN," Kari said, walking away.
"I'm hungry."
"Shut up."
The voices fade away as most of the group walks away. Only the girl who ran into the telephone pole and two other girls from the group remain.
"Y'know LadyAngewomon-" One of girls who didn't run into the telephone begins to say.
"I'm Ali-chan here. Now help me up, DA," Ali-chan says, twitching on the ground. A piece of paper blows across her face.
"It's Dark Angel. You almost got away with his laptop this time. Too bad you always get caught. Are you listening to me?" Dark Angel pulls up, but Ali-chan is reading the piece of paper that blew across her face, with a happy grin. Bakajen, the third girl, looked over her shoulder and reads aloud
"'Become Dilandau's
BRAND NEW DRAGONSLAYERS!!!
FREE FOOD!
FREE SHELTER!
BE A DRAGONSLAYER!
Apply at the Zaibach
Empire on Gaea.'
Oooooo...."
"Um...I don't want to know what you two are thinking..." Dark Angel muttered.
Ali-chan and Bakajen suddenly had a VERY VERY VERY evil grin on her face.
"TO ZAIBACH, GAEA!" Ali-chan yelled, leaving Dark Angel behind, with Bakajen following Ali-chan.
Dark Angel stares after them and then runs after them. "If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em..." she mumbles, rolling her eyes.
California Airport
"Hidoyouhaveaflightthat'sleavingforGaeasoon?" The flight attendent stared at Ali-chan with an odd look on her face.
"Wha?" She asked.
"WewanttogotoGaeaisthereaflightforthatleavingsoon?" The flight attendent now stared at Bakajen.
"The psycho ward is on the right."
Dark Angel was just hanging around the gateway where Bakajen and Ali-chan were talking to the flight attendent. She noticed a pink pendent on the floor and picked it up. Suddenly she was caught up in a pillar of light.
"What the fuck?" she yelled as she floated up, with people staring.
"Wait for meeeeeeeeeee!!!" Ali-chan yelled, jumping in.
"I'm going toooooooooooo!!!" Bakajen yelled, jumping in after Ali-chan.
Soon there was nobody there. Then everybody went back to what they were doing before.
Gaea
The pillar of white light descends somewhere near Gaea. Ali-chan and Bakajen are running around screaming "WE'RE IN GAEA!! WE'RE IN GAEA!!"
Dark Angel shakes her head.
"Idiots..." She mutters.
"ON TO ZAIBACH!" Ali-chab suddenly yelled, pointing in one direction.
"Um, Ali-chan, Zaibach is over there."
Ali-chan turned to the direction Bakajen was pointing to - the other way.
"ON TO ZAIBACH!" Ali-chan yelled, speeding to the direction Bakajen was pointing to, with Bakajen right behind her. Dark Angel blinked.
"I don't know how the convertible got here, but I'm using it." So she jumps in it, and drives after them going 200 miles per hour and probably breaking a million driving laws on Earth but there are no driving laws on Gaea so Dark Angel gets away with it and runs over various small life and laughing evily and scaring a million little kiddies and leaving them scarred for life.
Earth, Florida, Disney World
Gatti was laying on the towel soaking up some rays. Shesta was trying to pick up some girls, but failing. Miguel was stealing the ice cream from all the little kiddies, Dalet was surfing, and the other Dragonslayers were swimming. Ranma & Co. float by on the SUBDRAGON. ("Is this the way to China?")
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What the hell are the Dragonslayers doing at Disney World? Aren't they dead? And will Dilandau get ready for three (Well, two) psychotic fangirls as Dragonslayers and possibly more? Read da next chapter!
END OF CHAPT.
A/N: Yes, I know I suck. And I don't own Escaflowne. Wish I owned Dilandau and his Dragonslayers tho. Flames and Insults are welcome along with praise. And I don't own Ranma 1/2 either.
DILANDAU'S NEW DRAGONSLAYERS
Three Psychotic Girls
Zaibach, Gaea
"Dornkirk-sama..."
Dornkirk turned to the Zaibach solider on the ground. "What is it?"
"Um...What's that?" The man pointed to Dornkirk's giant telescope-thingie. Instead of the images of whatever, there is the lastest issue of PLAYBOY.
"Umm...Forget what you saw." Dornkirk blinked and the PLAYBOY issue disapeared. "What about Dilandau?"
"Sh- Er, he, is back to normal. Or is not normal? Anyways, s/he is a boy again."
"Have we recircuted anyone for Dilandau's new Dragonslayers?"
"Only Jajuka. But we're ready to send out the flyers-wha?"
The stack of papers in his hands are caught up in a beam of light and disappear.
Dornkirk and the solider look up.
"Oh my..."
Mystic Moon (AKA Earth)
The beam of light sends the flyers all over Earth.
CA, US
"WAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Get back here!"
"Never! ::Thonk::"
A large group of people stop as the girl with blue streaks in her hair they were chasing runs into a telephone pole. A redhead boy grabs her knapsack and rumages through untill he finds a pineapple labtop. He hugs it.
"My love!" Izzy (The redhead boy) cried.
"Yeah, yeah, let's not get sentimental," Matt said, dragging Izzy who is totally oblivious to the world around him now.
"I'm hungry," Goku said.
"I hope I'll never set eyes on something like 'The House of Anime' AGAIN," Kari said, walking away.
"I'm hungry."
"Shut up."
The voices fade away as most of the group walks away. Only the girl who ran into the telephone pole and two other girls from the group remain.
"Y'know LadyAngewomon-" One of girls who didn't run into the telephone begins to say.
"I'm Ali-chan here. Now help me up, DA," Ali-chan says, twitching on the ground. A piece of paper blows across her face.
"It's Dark Angel. You almost got away with his laptop this time. Too bad you always get caught. Are you listening to me?" Dark Angel pulls up, but Ali-chan is reading the piece of paper that blew across her face, with a happy grin. Bakajen, the third girl, looked over her shoulder and reads aloud
"'Become Dilandau's
BRAND NEW DRAGONSLAYERS!!!
FREE FOOD!
FREE SHELTER!
BE A DRAGONSLAYER!
Apply at the Zaibach
Empire on Gaea.'
Oooooo...."
"Um...I don't want to know what you two are thinking..." Dark Angel muttered.
Ali-chan and Bakajen suddenly had a VERY VERY VERY evil grin on her face.
"TO ZAIBACH, GAEA!" Ali-chan yelled, leaving Dark Angel behind, with Bakajen following Ali-chan.
Dark Angel stares after them and then runs after them. "If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em..." she mumbles, rolling her eyes.
California Airport
"Hidoyouhaveaflightthat'sleavingforGaeasoon?" The flight attendent stared at Ali-chan with an odd look on her face.
"Wha?" She asked.
"WewanttogotoGaeaisthereaflightforthatleavingsoon?" The flight attendent now stared at Bakajen.
"The psycho ward is on the right."
Dark Angel was just hanging around the gateway where Bakajen and Ali-chan were talking to the flight attendent. She noticed a pink pendent on the floor and picked it up. Suddenly she was caught up in a pillar of light.
"What the fuck?" she yelled as she floated up, with people staring.
"Wait for meeeeeeeeeee!!!" Ali-chan yelled, jumping in.
"I'm going toooooooooooo!!!" Bakajen yelled, jumping in after Ali-chan.
Soon there was nobody there. Then everybody went back to what they were doing before.
Gaea
The pillar of white light descends somewhere near Gaea. Ali-chan and Bakajen are running around screaming "WE'RE IN GAEA!! WE'RE IN GAEA!!"
Dark Angel shakes her head.
"Idiots..." She mutters.
"ON TO ZAIBACH!" Ali-chab suddenly yelled, pointing in one direction.
"Um, Ali-chan, Zaibach is over there."
Ali-chan turned to the direction Bakajen was pointing to - the other way.
"ON TO ZAIBACH!" Ali-chan yelled, speeding to the direction Bakajen was pointing to, with Bakajen right behind her. Dark Angel blinked.
"I don't know how the convertible got here, but I'm using it." So she jumps in it, and drives after them going 200 miles per hour and probably breaking a million driving laws on Earth but there are no driving laws on Gaea so Dark Angel gets away with it and runs over various small life and laughing evily and scaring a million little kiddies and leaving them scarred for life.
Earth, Florida, Disney World
Gatti was laying on the towel soaking up some rays. Shesta was trying to pick up some girls, but failing. Miguel was stealing the ice cream from all the little kiddies, Dalet was surfing, and the other Dragonslayers were swimming. Ranma & Co. float by on the SUBDRAGON. ("Is this the way to China?")
~-~-~
What the hell are the Dragonslayers doing at Disney World? Aren't they dead? And will Dilandau get ready for three (Well, two) psychotic fangirls as Dragonslayers and possibly more? Read da next chapter!
END OF CHAPT.
A/N: Yes, I know I suck. And I don't own Escaflowne. Wish I owned Dilandau and his Dragonslayers tho. Flames and Insults are welcome along with praise. And I don't own Ranma 1/2 either.