Pokemon idiot.
A song fic by Coli Chibi
Hey there, folks! This is my first song fiction. It's a parody of American idiot, a song written by Green day, so you should listen to that song first, otherwise you may not get it. It's a rock and roll comedy song that makes fun of my least favorite product of Nintendo, Pokemon.
Here we go.
Don't wanna be a Pokemon idiot!
Don't wanna be some cross country hunting nut!
And do I look like a ball tossing hose head!?
I'd never be one, in fact, rather be dead!
They make their pets and love it!
You can take your Mewtwo and shove it!
Oh, just who do they think that they are-re!
The girls all love immodest clothing!
These are the people that I'm a-loathing!
Just wanna hit them with a car!
The co-stars keep on changing!
No one even seems to be aging!
But the one who really makes me wanna hurl,
Is that moron, Ash, and his lightning squirrel!
The girl's voices are way too squeaky!
Team rocket thinks they are sneaky,
Well they aren't, those kids are just so dumb-um!
Yeah, they can teach Trecco leaf cutter,
But their brains are like apple butter!
Just what has Nintendo become!?!
Don't wanna be a Pokemon idiot!
Stupid hats and meatless hot dogs!
I even hate their dang fold up bikes!
Ever notice that the nurses all look alike?
Couldn't care less about their Dioxys,
Rainbow birds, or nine tailed foxes, Oh,
It's time for me to hit and run-un!
The whole fad is now defective,
And my attack will be super effective,
Time to use sub machine gun!
*shooting noises in back ground.*
Well that's it. Yes, I hate all Pokemon, except that adorable Spinnerack! Any way, I hope that you liked it! But it you want to make it into an actual song, please contact me.
Fair thee well, my literate friends!