Author's note: Please exscuse any words that don't fit in with the tune and all the horrible Misspellings of Murtough's name
Thank you.
Wreck the Halls with Lethal Weapons
Wreck the Halls with Lethal Weapons
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Riggs doesn't watch where he's steppin'
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Don we now our police badges
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Keep the bad guys away from matches
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Riggs has lots of past regrets
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And can't give up his cigarettes
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Rodger's wife can't cook a lick
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And his daughter Rianne's a twit
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They have to deal with Leo Getz
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Which is one of Riggs' regrets
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They usually blow something up,
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What is it with the Riggs and pups?
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Don't mess with Lorna on PMS
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Leo likes to get the press
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Riggs is quite the Psychopath
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But beware of his wrath
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Riggs always tries poor Murtagh's patience
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Like The time the blew up the gas station
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Just let the bad guys waste Rianne
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In fact lend the bad guys a hand
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For one Christmas Mutrough's home was wrecked,
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As did his Code Seven Boat deck,
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In every movie it gets destroyed,
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I imagine that Murtaugh's annoyed
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Murtuagh reasons while Riggs destroys things
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Riggs and Lorna will exchange rings
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It's not Lethal Weapon Till things get wrecked
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And until Riggs gets decked
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Every time they make it a live
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I'm, hoping for a Lethal Weapon 5
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