Sakura: Hello my name is Sakura. Welcome to my story. It's going to mostly make fun of Joey.

Joey: Why me?

Sakura: Cause your a dork! And besides it's fin to pick on you.

Joey: Meanie

Sakura: Anyway I hope you like it cause if you do *takes out huge gun* I think you know the rest.

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Sakura: ounce upon a time there was a very wise and old man.

Kaiba: Okay I know that I' am wise but I' am not old!

Sakura: Oh I' am sorry let me pretend I care... okay I' am done.

Kaiba: Stupid little witch.

Sakura: Who cares anyway as I was saying one day two lovely young woman came to the wise old man carrying a little baby boy.

Joey: How come I' am a girl?

Sakura: cause you have to be your the only one I could think of that looks like a girl!

Joey: Ohhhhh... Hey what a minute!?

Tea: I think I' am well suited to be one of the lovely woman. Plus this blue dress looks awesome on me.

Joey: And why is Yugi the baby?

Yugi: Yeah I fell so embarrassed *looks down at the hugies diaper he is wearing*

Sakura: Everyone just shut up! And let me finish.

Everyone: Yes mam...

Sakura: Okay so anyway the two women had come to the wise old man to ask him a very important question.

Joey: Yeah I have a question where's the bathroom I have to go.

Sakura: YOU DOLT!!! * Whacks Joey over head with a paper fan*

Joey: Owie that really hurt.

Tea: Oh suck it up!

Yugi: Get me out of this diaper!

Sakura: Okay okay OKAY!!! Well take a 10-minute break so Joey can use the toilet.

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10 minutes later

Joey: Okay I' am back!

Sakura: Okay lets start this again. Lets see here's where we left off the woman had come to ask the wise old man a very important question.

Tea: Dear wise old man..

Kaiba: I'AM NOT OLD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!

Tea: Whatever anyway you see me and this girl want to ask who would make the best mother cause this baby here is clearly mine but this woman says its hers. We do not know which one should be this baby's mother so we ask you to decide for us.

Joey: * In a real high girls voice * Oh this baby is clearly mine!

Kaiba: Okay that's just scary

Sakura: Shut up old man.

Kaiba: FOR THE LAST TIME I'AM NOT OLD!!!

Sakura: Okay keep going.

Kaiba: Fine it was very wise for you to come to me but I' am afraid I will need sometime to think. Come back after 13 days and 13 nights.

Sakura: Kaiba you know we don't have that long please can't you speed it up?

Kaiba: Fine fine five minutes is that okay with you.

Sakura: fine whatever

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5 minutes later

Kaiba: Okay I have a plan what you do is each mother grab an end of the baby.

Yugi: AHEM!

Kaiba: I mean an end of Yugi and begin to pull whoever pulls the hardest cares the most and is the best mother. Tea: Oh okay I guess * grabs Yugi's left arm *

Joey: Oh this will be cool * grabs Yugi's right arm *

Kaiba: Ready.Set.GO! * Tea and Joey begin to pull *

Joey: Give it up Tea you know your going to lose I' am stronger then you * Joey loses *

Tea: HA in your face I WIN!

Joey: Ah man stupid baby!

Sakura: Joey your not suppose to say that you have to say I let go cause I didn't want to hurt him.

Joey: But I did want to hurt him!

Sakura: JOEY!!!

Joey: All right I let go cause I didn't want to hurt him

Kaiba: then it's decided even though it's disturbing Joey is Yugi's new mother

Tea: But!? But!? I won!

Kaiba: Yes you did but if you were this baby's true mother you wouldn't have wanted to hurt him but instead you practically pulled his arm out of his socket.

Tea: Oh darne't

Joey: HA HA HA who's laughing now? I WON!

Tea: Ah Sakura.

Sakura: Yes Tea?

Tea: what was the point of this story?

Sakura: To prove love and friendship conquers all silly.

Yugi: No that's not true I heard you before the show you said the reason you made this stupid panic was for the profit and also now that the show is done can someone get me out of this diaper?

Joey: Yeah I need to burn this pink dress when I get the chance

Sakura: Why?

Joey: So I have an accuse for the next time you want me to dress up like a girl.

Sakura: Whatever okay everyone you can go home hand in your costumes now.

Tea: No way I'am keeping this * Tea runs out the door *

Sakura: Okay bye!

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Sakura: Okay that was my fan fic please send reviews! I'am also making a sequel to this!

Joey: Do I have to wear that dress again?

Sakura: YES! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Joey: You scare me.

Sakura: Until next time this is Sakura signing off. See ya!