A/N: This is my first Fanfic, I am trying to get better so please don't juge me to harshly! Critizism ecepted! C: 3
People call me The Doctor, I am alien form Gallifrey I have two hearts and am 900 years old. This is an story of my adventures.
I was driving the TARDIS and Rose looked at me und said "Im bored lets go somewere fun" so I said "ok were should we go?" I asked smiling. Rose thoght a moment before saying "I want to go see CASSANDRA agian so I can punch that bitch in the face!" she said deviously. I laghed and smiled, Rosa was so funny, "okay le'ts do it" I said cheerfully (get you're mind out of the gutter!). So I set the tardis to go to the future. The TADRIS wirred and shook and wenn it stoped we got out.
The nasty bitch Cassandra was there so me and Rose got out and ran up to her "fuck you bithc!" Rose and me shouted and punched Cassandra in here dumb ugly mouth amd she screamed "AAuuurrghhghgh!" we laughed as blood poured from her face and we continues to kick her and stabbed her with nives becase we hate her.
Soon she was dead and no amount of moisturizer could heal hear and me and Rose laghed are asses of. But then we heard Daleks cumming and shouting "EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE" So we ran back to the Tadris as fast as possible. Then I was in suck a hurray I did'nt pay enouf attention to where I warnted to go and when we stepped out of the TARDIS we looked around confused.
We were in some kind of forrest and it was cloudy and foggy and cool. Then I herd a scream, and this ugly girl runs up to us crying. "what is it?" Rose asked in a 'I don't give a shit' way,
"You killed my boyfriend!" the girl screamed. Me and Rose looked around and saw a blood coming from under the TADRIS. My hearts sank "OH my TADRIS!" I shouted, shoked, I could see leggs sicking out from undre the TARDIS too. The girl continued to cry "You killed my EDWARD!" she sobbed sadly.
Rose started to giggle mechanically "We killed Edward Cullen" she said happily "Whos that?" I asked confused "Hes from this book-" she passed "wait, how are we in a book?" she aksed.
I scarchet my head "I dont know, maybe this is some alternate dimeseian? I mean we cant relly be in a BOOK..." my heats sank again and i ran into the Tradis again, I tried to go elsweyr but the Tardis wouldn't work.
"Oh shit fuck fuck shit BITCH" I said. "What?" Rose asked like the dumb bitch she was "Were stuck heir!" I cryed angrily I wanted to slap her for no reson, but instead I went outside and slapped Bella who was still sobbing over Deadward.
"What the fuck was that for!" Bella screamed, snot and tiers running down her fugly face. "You know what it was!" I shouted "You HAVE to know what's going on here! You MUST! You Must be a Sontaran in disquise but not a good disquise because you look just like one!"
Bella looked at him astonished "HOW DID YOU KNOW!" She screamed, she pulled out a lazer gun from her back, her diquise failing and returning to her real form and shot at me, she shot Rose instead and Rose screamed and fell to the ground. I ran behind a tree, Bella the Sontaran was shouting "COME OUT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" She yelled, she shot Rose again who cried out in agony. I giggled like a schoolgirl but luckly Bella didn't here.
I snuck around, pulling out my sonic screwdriver, I cam up behind Bella and shanked her in the vent on the back of her neck with my screwdriver and she died. I walked up to Rose who was laying their crying in pain, "It hurts! IT HURTS!" sie wined in a annoying manner, so I used my powers to heal her so she would shut the fuck up. "Thank you" She said "Your welcome" I said indifferently then we walked through the forrest to look for a way out since the Tardris was still broken.
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A/N: So what did you think? I hop you liked it! I'll post the next chapter reel soon! Maybe they'll find a way out of this nitemare…. Stay tuned! (: