Series Title: Bryan Adams Series
Title: Hey Honey, I'm Packing You In! – Story Seventeen
Author: ANNE (the insane one)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Eddie, after he and Catherine have separated.
Disclaimer: Characters et al belong to the people that make CSI. "Hey Honey, I'm Packing You In!" belongs to Bryan Adams.
Eddie's POV
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Had enough of your crazy ways
Had enough of your leavin' for days
Don't wanna hear you waggin' your chin
Sick 'n' tired of your noisy din
Don't want another kick on the shin
Hey honey - I'm packin' you in!
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I can't believe SHE served the papers! To me! Of all people!
I still can't believe she wants a divorce. After everything we've been through together, she wants a divorce.
All over a lousy 2nd mortgage! What got into her?
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Had enough of your faddy diet!
I can't wait for a real good fry up
I'm gettin' bored of microwave cookin'
And you tellin' me how awful I'm lookin'
Don't wanna hear how you gotta be thin
Hey honey - I'm packin' you in!
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I know what got into her. Or who. Gil Grissom. Ever since she took that bloody job, things were different.
I swear to god, he's been doing her since they started working together.
How could she sink so low?
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I don't wanna be the joke of the party
I just wanna be back where I started
I'm gettin' out before the goin' gets grim
So hey honey - I'm packin' you in!
Had enough of you hangin' round bars
And crashin' up my favorite car
Sick 'n' tired of this and that and ya askin' for favours
And usin' up my brand new razors
Don't want another cut on my chin
Hey honey - I'm packin' you in!
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She's taking Lindsey with her too. She says that the court can decide how often I get to see her.
A court deciding how often I get to see MY daughter? What kind of stupid shit is that?
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I don't wanna be the joke of the party
I just wanna be back where I started
I'm gettin' out before the goin' gets grim
So hey honey - I'm packin' you in!
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I moved in with Mel, and told her that I thought Catherine should keep the house, because of Lindsey and all. Said that I had left her.
Mel was impressed. Said it was real gentlemanly of me. Well of course it bloody well was! I wasn't about to have my daughter pulled out of the only place she ever lived.
But Cath never saw me as gentlemanly. She never saw anything I did as being good for Lindsey. She was always criticizing.
And sure, it's fine for Catherine to get a new career, but with me as a music producer? Oh no, she's sure I'm gonna be a failure!
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No point in hangin' round with a restless heart
Don't wanna let you down but I'm blowin' this town
For a brand new start
I want out - you want in
Forget about that weddin' ring!
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Well Grissom can have her! We'll see if he can handle her!
Lord knows I couldn't.
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Had enough of your hand in the til
Sick 'n' tired of your credit card bills
Get on back to your next of kin
Hey honey..
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FINIS