A/N this is a joke don't take it too seriously
Once upon a time in the land Danktopia, Bird Jesus was looking at an hourglass and then saw something weird. Alfred Hitchcock was flying a plane into Trump Tower. But something wasn't right. Alfred Hitchcock was still locked up in Bird Jesus' sex dungeon. Upon closer inspection, BJ noticed something off. Alfred Hitchcock was actually Stevie Wonder with the cast of Happy Days! OH NO! Then Mettaton wiped out trump tower with his special OHHHHH YESS and putting the fork in the garbage disposal.
But this isn't the end for our heroes. Oh no, this is only the beginning.