Harvey Beaks vs. Gravity Falls. Everyone else vs. Adulthood

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ATTENTION EVERYONE! I'll be briefly breaking my Hiatus and having a Halloween contest. I'll be posting Halloween themed stories, horror themed, or one's that end with a cliff-hanger! The story that gets the most reviews, will be the one I update on Halloween!(and maybe a few other surprises. heh. heh.)

And don't forget to check out my new "Shake Up the Falls" Challenge!

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Slenderman laughed as he looked down at the unsuspecting town of Gravity Falls. "Alright, boys and girls! Time to really shake things up!" He exclaims as he shakes up a literal 'can of worms'...and unleashes it on the poor town...

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Suddenly kids from all across town(both girls and boys) fell to the ground in agony as their bellies started to bloat rapidly...only for their lower regions to suddenly explode in excruciating pain. As it felt like a watermelon was trying forcibly push themselves from their private areas...

They were all rushed to the nearest hospital...

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"Come on Dipper! Keep on breathing keep on breathing!" Shouts a doctor! "SHUT UP! I HATE YOU ALL!" Screamed Dipper in pain as his body was forced to do the impossible!

…..several dozen hours later...

Dipper groaned as he finally woke up. "Wha...what happened?" He asked drowsily. "I happened!" Shouted a new voice excitedly.

Dipper turned around and beheld a giant, Anthropomorphic blue bird sitting eagerly on his bed. Dipper just stared at him dumbstruck. "What?" He asked. The Blue Bird simply jumped on him excitedly and gave him a hug. "I finally have a daddy!" He exclaimed happily. Dipper's eyes almost popped out. "WHAT!?"

And he wasn't the only one who was surprised...

…...Harvey Beaks Theme song plays in the background...

Mabel just looked incredulously at the giant skunk kid who was hyperventilating into a paper bag...

Wendy didn't know whether to be impressed or horrified as the little pink Imp kid destroyed her hospital room...

Tambry desperately tries to stop an orange imp kid from sticking bugs up his nose...

Thompson happily hugged the cute yellow bird who was now his daughter...

Robbie's eye twitched as several dozen rabbit kids jumped on his already sore body...

And they weren't the only one's...but those are stories for another time...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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