All with the iphone4. Just kidding. So, let's say someone gets the power to travel between dimensions by going in a rift, and meeting some guy, and all that stuff for another story. Well, that person who fell through an interdimensional rift, is me. An eleven year old brony who messes around and makes a fool of himself, audience or not. You can guess were this leads to.
The first place I go to, Just Cause.
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"So, Rico!" I shouted as I crouched down on the roof of a car.
"Yeah?" A muscular man with a puerto rican accent who was also on the roof of a car replied.
"You ever hear of a show called My little pony Friendship is magic?" I asked him casualy.
"Nope. Not much access to cable here in panau, what, with all the wanted man crap. Sounds like a show for little girls though. Why?"
"Well, I watch it. It actualy makes refrences to aliens. You know, the movie?" I continued.
"Hmm. Well, you've only steered me wrong once. So maybe I'll watch it when I get off this island." Rico chuckled.
Closer and closer.
"Feds!" Rico shouted, pointing to two camoflauged vehicles with red and blue blaring lights behind us.
"On it!" I said, jumping from my current car onto the front of the federal jeep.
A soldier with some type of sub-machine gun leaned out of his seat and began firing at me.
I jumped down to the very front of the jeep, using it as cover.
Stupidly, the soldier continued to try and hit me through my cover.
I pulled out a sawed-off from a holster on my thigh and shot blindly at the side.
I peeked out to see the soldier's dead body fall away from me down the road.
I jumped back onto the hood and found myself a perch next to the driver's seat and jumped on, begining to wrestle the driver out of the seat.
I grabed him by the helmet and slammed his head on the dashboard, leaving a small dent.
I barely avoided a punch to the face and coutered with a jab to the gut, then throwing him out of the jeep completely, and moving to the side, and jumping in.
"That is how it's done!" I shouted to Rico.
"Is that so?" Rico smirked as he used his grappling hook to pull a soldier out of the car's passenger seat, and grappled on to the hood of the car, and jumped onto it.
He grabbed the driver out without hitting him once, and took control.
"I guess I could use a little brushing up on my grappling skills." I said, barely avoiding an oncoming car.
"And your driving skills!" Rico said.
We arrived at the panau falls casino in about an hour later.
"Here it is." Rico said, admiring the two towers that stood between a kilometer or two drop of waterfall.
"We playing some roullete or something?" I asked, curious about what it was like, being in a casino.
I was only eleven, but the dimension change must like, change me two, but only my voice and form. Same Chris. Same soul.
"Nope. We're ging to go to the top of the towers, and jump off." Rico said, pointing to the tower on the left, and moving his finger down to the bottom of the waterfall.
"Are you insane?" I asked, stepping back a bit.
"Yup. Sure am." Rico replied, never losing that, "Can't wait" Face.
"Good, just checking to make sure your still Rico." I joked.
Half an hour later later...
"Okay. Three... Two... ONE!" Rico shouted, jumping off his tower.
"OH MY GOD!" I Screamed.
"Calm down! You got a parchute, don't you?" Rico said, freefalling.
"Yeah I do. You know what though?" I asked him, a smile forming across my face "What?" Rico asked, begining to get suspicous.
"She's a good girl! Loves her mom!
Loves Jesus! And America too!"
"Your crazy." Rico said, waving me off.
"You know you want to sing!" I yelled over the wind.
"She's a good girl! She's crazy bout' Elvis!
She really loves horses! And her boyfriend too!"
I started "Duhh Duh"ing the tune of the song.
Rico looked at me.
"Darn you." He said, trying to ignore the song.
"And it's a long day! Livin' in receiter!
There's a freeway! Runnin' through the yard!
I'm a bad boy! Cause' I don't even miss her!
I'm a bad boy! For breakin' her heart!
Rico began to sing with me.
"And I'm free!
Free fallin'!
Yeah, I'm Free!
Free fallin'!"
"And all the vampires! Walkin' through the valley!
Move west down, Ventura boulavard!"
Rico stopped singing.
"Open your parachute, we're getting to close to the ground!" He shouted, pulling his parachute open, and being slowed to almost a halt as I free fell down.
I looked down to see the ground closing in at an alarming rate.
I quickly reached for my backpack and pulled a lever or something. (Something that you pull on! Shut up, I'm not stupid.)
Instead of what you'd expect, a parachute, Fishing supplies flew up.
"F***!" I swore, falling even closer to the ground.
"Rico! I gotta go!" I said, pulling out a sythe from my back.
"I was wondering why you had that thing." Rico said, unhooking his parachute and falling towards me.
I pulled the sythe back and swiped at the air.
I black cut could be seen where the sythe swiped.
I grabbed on to the cut and stopped my falling, only jarring my teeth, and I began to taste blood, but it didn't break my hand!
"What the.." Rico trailed off.
"See you in a few minutes. Or a few years. Depends on where I end up. See Ya later!" I shouted as I jumped through the cut, and it closed behind me.
I fell through the rift, images of dimensions flew by.
Thank god they didn't have a Slender Man dimension. That would really suck.
The Slenderman creeped me out so much. I had seen a video where someone had lost the audio, and was running through their house.
When they looked outside, they saw a tall man with a black suit on, but no face.
Freaked me out.
Suddenly, a brightish brown ground was visible, and I got to know it pretty well.