Disclaimer: I do not own "Twilight" if I did, I would be rich and famous.
Warning: This is the result of a combination of boredom and hyperness, my randomness knows no bonds.
20 Ways to Annoy: Edward Cullen
Tell him Bella eloped with Jacob
Burn his piano
Crash his Volvo
Tell him Bella became a vampire
Lock him in a room with Jacob
Make him drink werewolf blood
Lock him in a room with Mike Newton
Lock him in a room with James
Tell him that Victoria killed Bella
Let Alice cut his hair
Tell him that Mike kissed Bella
Break his CDs
Set him up on a date with Jessica
Tell him Aro said hi
Tell him Bella joined the Volturi
Tell him Jane has a crush on him
Tell him Alc is coming for a visit with Jane
Tell him James is still alive
Make his radio explode in his room
Ask him why he won't come out of the closet. Then run. Fast.
Warning: If you ever do meet Edward, it would extremely dangerous and stupid to do these things. If you do, it is not my fault.