A strange trip

Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings.

A/N: It's been a LONG while since I wrote a LoTR Fanfic here. It might not be so good, but please R&R. Oh yes, and this was taken from a friend's idea. So don't go around thinking I thought of the ENTIRE thing. This is about the LoTR characters in Earth. And no, I did not take this from some other fanfiction on this place.

I'm afraid some people will think this is a LoTR make-fun. But it is NOT. I hope I've got that clear. I've read the books, and I like them. I wouldn't try to make fun of them either. For those who are wondering, I'm not a Legolas Greenleaf fan or anything.
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LossencamieL: Since this story might be confusing with so many characters, I'll write them down.

1. Legolas
2. Frodo
3. Gandalf
4: Sam
5: Pippin
6: Merry
7: Aragorn
8. Elrond
9. Arwen
10. Gimli
11. Boromir

I will do this again when I insert a new character in the story... ;)
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Chapter 1

Pippin stared out the window. He and the others had been told that they would go to another called . Legolas had started this all. He had just gotten something that was called a from this , and came to Middle Earth on it.

FLASHBACK:

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Boromir: What is this thing you have, Legolas? I have never seen the likes of it.

Legolas: I got it at a place called Earth. I should take you all there, you'll be amazed.

Gandalf: That place. The place with things called ... (snorts)
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Now they were landing in Earth. Gandalf seemed to know stuff about the place, and he wondered how. He had been told that they had made a of the Lord of the Rings, which was of course about their quest. He didn't like how other people had been chosen- not them- to play their part. It's US who really had to go through all that, not them. We should have acted it, not some . Pippin thought.

Is this earth, Legolas? Sam asked as he tossed up a potato he had baked.

Sure is! Legolas grinned. There had been something he had been keeping a secret all the time. Even Aragorn was starting to get annoyed.

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Elrond grimaced. Something smelled wrong in .

What is this smell, Legolas? I've never smelled the likes of this stinky grey puffy thing. He objected. It's a very bad smell.

Oh, you'll get used to it. It's called gas. The thing that makes the cars move. He replied. Everybody had become quite annoyed at Legolas' smart grin.

There are few trees, Arwen said to herself. She was not used to this kind of enviroment. Right now, Legolas was taking them to a , which Legolas said to be kind of like an inn, but way better. Meanwhile, Legolas was putting down a few things to be careful about in earth.

Ok, you have to be really sneaky, and don't walk around in those clothes you're in right now. You've got to change into jeans, wear coats, take away your swords... And be sneaky. You definately DON'T want to be caught by those fangirls. Some of you look really like the actors of the movie of the Quest. Gandalf, you don't need to worry about stuff like that. You can be fixed up really easily. Soon you'll look like an old man who walks around the streets. We'll have to replace your staff with a different one though. Legolas talked on.

What are fangirls, Legolas? Merry asked.

They're girls who are so nuts about a character who appeared in the movie of the Quest. They'd do anything to get your autograph(which is just like your signature), or become friends with you. And you also have to remember about money. You have to pay to buy something. Legolas replied.

Frodo was bewildered.

Oh, I'll tell you about it all later! Legolas cocked his head, then opened the door of the car. They had reached this place. Frodo hoped it wouldn't have any Bill Fernys.

As they walked in, Gimli shielded his eyes. The sunlight was reflecting on something.

Gandalf, what is this strange thing?

It is a chandelier, Gandalf answered. Looks very gorgeous indeed, doesn't it? He winked. Dwarves would definately like chandeliers. Suddenly, Legolas halted.

What is it? Aragorn asked, alarmed.

A band of girls are approaching, and they seem to be talking about us. RUN! Legolas croaked.

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R&R! I know it wasn't so good, but please review!

Lossencamiel, otherwise known as FrodoFan