How the Weasleys tried to lock Percy in the Pyramid
More pointless junk that no one needs to know but I felt like doing....
Fred Weasley motioned to George. They were in another gift shop next to another pyramid and wishing to charm another muggle. The muggles, could, of course, not see them. And that damn Percy was giving them another talk about the ancient Egyptian kings. And Fred and George were about to fall into yet another deep sleep. When they FINALLY got to leave, they were going to look inside a pyramid.
On the way back, they were right in front of each other in the skinny passage. And Percy was right behind them. And Percy was last. On the way out, they closed the door. Tightly. But when they got to the car, Mrs. Weasley asked a question.
"Where's Percy?"
"I don't know, Mum. He was back there looking at grains of sand last I saw him." Fred lied.
"I don't know why, but he finds sand extremely interesting." said George. Fred winked at Ron. Mrs. Weasley saw and glared at them.
"You march back there and take Percy out of that pyramid right now if you want Lee Jordan to visit next week. NOW!" she screamed the last word.
And they marched to the pyramid. Literally. And even though they had not been able to get rid of Percy, they were able to drive him insane walking back.
"Hey Percy, you like frogs?"
"I think frogs are a interesting species of amphibians..."
"We don't particularly care about the full definition of frogs. We want to know if you like them."
"Why?"
"Because you have one in the back of your shirt."
"Oh, George, I do not believe I do..."
"Ribbit!"
OK-That was short, sorry, I just HAD to write it...
Disclaimer: I do not own the Weasleys. I *do* own Savage Garden. Dragon owns the frog, she loaned it to FAG.
