Disclaimer: Every profession has a creed. So why not the Jedi?
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Summary : Every profession has a creed. So why not the Jedi?
ENJOY!
The New Jedi Order Creed
1. I will undergo taunts as part of my training
2. I must know the basic principles of piercing
eye sockets
3. Jedi Masters do not need to defeat any disease
to fight Yuuzhan Vong,but I should rest if I'm ill
4. If I am reckless in fighting, I will end up as a statue
on a stone plinth
5. I should never ever piss off Jedi Master Durron
6. The lightsaber is an elegant weapon for justice, I should not
stick it up anyone's ass when ignited.
7. I should treat all sentient species with respect
,save for a certain Bothan named Borsk Fey'lya.
8. Coralskippers are as hazardous as yesterday's old nerf.
Some heat and subtlety is all I need to consume them.
9. I will treat Jedi Master Mara Jade as a venerable user
of the Force , not as a pin-up model.
10. I will not call Master Skywalker's R2 unit " Short-Squirt"
11. I may not like a person's face but I will endeavor not to
decapitate him or her
12. I will not salvage any Sun Crushers or any weapons of mass destruction
13. I will not bake ryshcate in the shape of Exar Kun's image
for Jedi Corran Horn's lifeday celebration
14. I will endeavor not to give in to temptation and run around the
academy shouting,"Death Star!Death Star approaching!!"
15. I will be a Jedi Master someday
16. I will not use the Force to lift up the skirts of dancers
17. I will use all "peaceful" possible means to disarm pirates
18. I will not load "illegal" datacards into the holovid player
19. I will respect Calibops and will not pull off their
feathers using the Force at Senate meetings
20. I will obey everthing listed on this creed.
All characters are copyrighted to LucasFilm.
This is a non-profit work and not to be put
up fer sale...
Summary : Every profession has a creed. So why not the Jedi?
ENJOY!
The New Jedi Order Creed
1. I will undergo taunts as part of my training
2. I must know the basic principles of piercing
eye sockets
3. Jedi Masters do not need to defeat any disease
to fight Yuuzhan Vong,but I should rest if I'm ill
4. If I am reckless in fighting, I will end up as a statue
on a stone plinth
5. I should never ever piss off Jedi Master Durron
6. The lightsaber is an elegant weapon for justice, I should not
stick it up anyone's ass when ignited.
7. I should treat all sentient species with respect
,save for a certain Bothan named Borsk Fey'lya.
8. Coralskippers are as hazardous as yesterday's old nerf.
Some heat and subtlety is all I need to consume them.
9. I will treat Jedi Master Mara Jade as a venerable user
of the Force , not as a pin-up model.
10. I will not call Master Skywalker's R2 unit " Short-Squirt"
11. I may not like a person's face but I will endeavor not to
decapitate him or her
12. I will not salvage any Sun Crushers or any weapons of mass destruction
13. I will not bake ryshcate in the shape of Exar Kun's image
for Jedi Corran Horn's lifeday celebration
14. I will endeavor not to give in to temptation and run around the
academy shouting,"Death Star!Death Star approaching!!"
15. I will be a Jedi Master someday
16. I will not use the Force to lift up the skirts of dancers
17. I will use all "peaceful" possible means to disarm pirates
18. I will not load "illegal" datacards into the holovid player
19. I will respect Calibops and will not pull off their
feathers using the Force at Senate meetings
20. I will obey everthing listed on this creed.