Once upon a time. "Hey wait forget that fairy tale like beginning"
One day there was this guy, his name was link, he was a person (well a
sorta small person at that time) who hung out around a small forest. In
that forest he would always be exploring. Then one fateful day a small
green boy he didn't recognize was sitting there with a cape on throwing
rocks at his house! So he yells "HEY KID!" The strange kid didn't respond.
He yells again "HEY KID STOP THAT!" the kid stops and turns around. "Why
are you throwing rocks at my house?" asked link. "Because.." Responded the
weird kid. "Hmmmm" thought link. "It must be my destiny to go and kill this
kid for throwing rocks at my house" "heh heh" chuckled link. Then link took
out his sword and ran at him. "Muhahahaha!" yelled the boy and said, "I am
Gannondorf king of all evil!" and shot link with his. uhh . POWERFUL
HANDS!
The next thing link new he was in a garden far away from any human except for the king some guards and a girl. It turned out the girls name was Zelda she was the princess. Link looked in a nearby little pond thing to see his reflection and he was actually tall for once in his life! He then asked the girl how long he had been asleep. He had been asleep for 7 yrs. wow. The only thing he could remember was that there was a funny looking green guy. He says to himself "I will rest, I will not sleep for an instant until I find and killed the little green dude, but first I wanna get some donuts." So he went to 184 donut shops but they were all out of glaze donuts. (Yum) they all had the same excuse some green dude came and ate em all. "Ok" he said, "Now this gets personal!" So he climbed to the top of Gannondorf's castle defeating all the evil things in his way including the chandelier because it looked mean. Then he finally found Gannondorf talking his evil plot to him self. "All I have to do is turn every one in the world into cows muhahahahaha!" Then out of nowhere, and I really mean nowhere sprang link stabbed Gannondorf and saved the world.
THE END!
The next thing link new he was in a garden far away from any human except for the king some guards and a girl. It turned out the girls name was Zelda she was the princess. Link looked in a nearby little pond thing to see his reflection and he was actually tall for once in his life! He then asked the girl how long he had been asleep. He had been asleep for 7 yrs. wow. The only thing he could remember was that there was a funny looking green guy. He says to himself "I will rest, I will not sleep for an instant until I find and killed the little green dude, but first I wanna get some donuts." So he went to 184 donut shops but they were all out of glaze donuts. (Yum) they all had the same excuse some green dude came and ate em all. "Ok" he said, "Now this gets personal!" So he climbed to the top of Gannondorf's castle defeating all the evil things in his way including the chandelier because it looked mean. Then he finally found Gannondorf talking his evil plot to him self. "All I have to do is turn every one in the world into cows muhahahahaha!" Then out of nowhere, and I really mean nowhere sprang link stabbed Gannondorf and saved the world.
THE END!