Nya, Ok! Time for another multi-chapter story! to tell you the truth, I can honestly thank school for this one. We have this thing that we do called a womanless pageant. Essentially men dress up as women and everything inbetween! I love it! Its like promoting cross-dressing and that makes me smile so very much. Any way... this is a joint story with Rikkai, Hyotei, and Seishun so this is gonna be good! As always I hope that you all enjoy this story!
Why was Atobe here again? Oh right Sanada had called him and told him to meet him at this dinky little coffee shop in the middle of frickin' no where. Tezuka was supposed to be arriving as well, since Sanada declared that it was quite urgent. Just what was it that was so urgent? Atobe didn't know, but he did want to find out.
"Where the hell is he?" Atobe muttered wrapping his expensive, fuzzy pea coat around him tighter. It was the middle of winter and Sanada said to wait outside for him, so here Atobe was for once doing as he was told and waited outside. It would have been fine if it was summer time and Sanada had arrived quickly, but no no no this was winter and freezing snow, and Sanada was over thirty minutes late. Despite all of this Tezuka wasn't there yet either, where were these idiots at?
"I'm going to slowly and painfully kill both of them if they don't hurry the hell up!" Atobe gritted his teeth as another gust of wind blew. Damn Mother Nature and her cold, heartless, breath. This is why nature had to be run by a woman, because it was so damn fickle and bitchy!
"Atobe?"
Atobe turned quickly towards the voice that had called to him; Tezuka was wrapped tightly in a large jacket and muffler. His face slightly red from the cold weather.
"About time Tezuka, Ore-sama was going to stand out here and freeze to death waiting on one of you."
"Why didn't you just go inside?"
"Because, Sanada told me to stand out here and wait." Atobe replied pushing his way in. He only became angrier to realize that a mere two feet away had been the heavenly blessing of warmth and coziness.
"I hate you both."
"Don't blame me; you are the one that stood outside."
"Shut up." Atobe growled finding an open table to sit at. Tezuka sat down across from him leaving one seat open next to either of them for Sanada to sit next to.
Ten minutes later Sanada finally walked in and sat down with a large scowl on his face. Tezuka and Atobe had both ordered something to eat in this time since they both had not eaten since lunch. Atobe gave Tezuka the liberty of ordering for both of them, as long as it wasn't something too disgusting. A sandwich with a tiny bag of chips was good enough, Atobe guessed as he looked down at the meager food offering.
"What are you all scrunched up for? Ore-sama should be the one pissed off because you where almost an hour late." Atobe asked resting his chin on an up turned palm, taking a tiny bit of his sandwich.
"I was getting details from Yukimura concerning why it was that I called you two here."
"And that would be?" Tezuka began.
"Seiichi proposes that we, our three tennis teams, have a joint partnership in some form of an activity that is away from tennis, believe it or not. He wants no tennis of any form." Sanada explained.
"A good will festival?" Atobe questioned. "You honestly expect for Ore-sama's tennis team to perform a joint festival with you two idiots?"
"You think I want to do this? I certainly do not, especially with what Seiichi suggested we do as the main event."
"And that would be?"
"A Womanless pageant." Sanada sighed.
"Womanless pageant. I will give Yukimura-kun points for originality." Tezuka stated. "But I highly doubt any of our teammates would agree to something like that."
"Jirou would agree in heartbeat if he could stay awake." Atobe reasoned
"Niou would force Yagyuu into dressing up just for kicks." Sanada nodded staring down at the table.
"Tezuka, you know that your Fuji boy would jump at this chance." Atobe smirked leaning in closer. "Ore-sama can tell that you too want to see him in a dress."
"Atobe, you are being foolish again."
"I wouldn't mind seeing you in a dress either Tezuka." Atobe added under his breath.
"What was that?"
"Nothing, Ore-sama said...mmm chips, yes mmm chips Ore-sama loves his chips!" Atobe took two chips at once and ate them. 'These things are absolutely DISGUSTING!' Atobe chocked in his head.
"Oh and as much as it hurts me to say this, Seiichi also requested that each of us participate."
"Did Ore-sama forget to mention his sudden dislike in this idea? I believe I did so now I'll say it. I hate this idea."
"Sanada, you aren't serious are you?" Tezuka asked.
"Oooonly slightly." Sanada replied.
"Only slightly?"
"Yep."
"Meaning that you are completely serious because Yukimura is possibly threatening you?" Atobe added with a small laugh.
"Niou and Akaya get to do their own form of punishment for a whole two months after the festival if I don't make you two agree. I will drag you two down with me if it comes to that."
"We don't go to school with you Sanada." Tezuka said.
"I understand that. You've never heard of teammate exchange? I think Yanagi wouldn't mind going to see Inui and Akutagawa probably would adore having Marui come to visit him in your stead."
"Shit…alright Ore-sama shall…talk to his team about this."
"As will I." Tezuka agreed as he mentally kicking himself for giving into the scare tactic. He didn't know what, but if Sanada was giving in just by having Niou and Kirihara has his punishment dealers, then he should probably give in as well.
"So it's agreed that we will all work together on this?"
"Yes." Atobe and Tezuka said in unison.
So yea that's how it starts. Everything in a nutshell and yea...mmm chips! Haha I have a feeling that this is going to be pretty good! XD Also tell me who you would like to see from each school participate in the pageant! Other than Tezuka, Atobe, and Sanada (OMG I'm going to die writting him in a dress!) also who you think would be a good Emcee! I'm not sure whether or not I should make Shishido or Chotarou participate...What do you guys think?
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