A/N: I threw up a pile of He-man. Enjoy or what not.

This story takes place when Skelator was a toddler.

Skelator was sitting in his living room when a He-man commercial came on.

They were selling He-man action figures!

Skelator exploded with joy and he headed to his nearest Walmart.

Lines were packed. But Skelator was determined.

He never received one and he was depressed. Until his parents got one for him for

his Christmas present and he exploded! With joy.

The 3 piece set had He-man, Man with limbs and Telala. He played with them non-stop.

He spent every moment of his childhood with the plastic things. He fed them, he bathe

them and he slept with them. He lost Talala because she slutty character.

He would on adventures with him being He-Man. The He-Man figure would be Skelator.

As he grew older, he became obsessed with the show and he collected alllll action figurs.

(Your probably wondering how Skelator is watching He-man. Adam plays both parts.)

Skelator never got his own action figure because that would mean he was playing with himself.

He never collected another Talala figure again. Because Talalala was a slut.

Man with limbs was always his second favorite, first being He-man.

He collected the figurines during his teen years and his 20's. No Talala.

one day, Skelator got drunk and he though his figures were talking to him.

He s\feared in panic and tried to flush them down a toilet, 20 figures at a time.

He couldn't flush any of them, but he clogged the toilet. The figures kept talking.

Panicking even more, Skelator tried to turn the figures into tacos but the figures weren't gloppy like the meat in taco.

So Skelator burned each one of them. The house caught on fire.

"NYA!" SHOUTED HIS MOM! "Nya nya nyyyyyaaaaaaa!"

"Honey! Our toilet is on fire. How?" said his dad."

"Richard! Don;t you remember. When Skelator sleep walks, he pour gasoline everywhere!"

"I think it's called gasoline spilling sleep syndrome."

"Why are we high!" shouted Skelator!

"Because your farts are cocaine Fabreez!" sed dads!

Everyone stayed to watch the toilet burn. The house was destroyed and Skelator kept buying He-man action figures.

When they won the lottery, more HE MAN ACTION FIGURES!

"Now I have an army of He-mans!" but before he could play, his mom called him for chores.

He-man looked over his fence and saw the toys. He took all of them.

When Skelatror came back to his driveway. He was shocked. He looked everywhere and when he saw He-man with his toys, he put a

restraining order on him and accused him for molesting. His action figures. And for playing with himself in public.

Putting the toys back on the driveway, Dad Skelator accidentally ran over most of them.

"Nyaaah!" shouted Skelator in disbelieve."I will protect..." Skelator's mom picked up 58 of them and cooked them.

"Mom, no wat r u doin!"

"Nyahhh!"

I gotta save this last one." whispered Skelator while holding it close to him.

Skelator woke up the next morning to a missing He-man. "Mom! Where's my He-man!"

"A guy named Man at Arms was willing to trade it for this." said his mom as she held out Talalala.

The End.