DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto nor any of its characters - they belong to Kishimoto Masashi.
A/N: This was originally an exercise for me to practice writing different characters' voices. It's written in Stream of Consciousness mode. Decided to post it in case some Akatsuki fans get a kick out of it.
WARNING: Rated M for a reason. Contains adult content. No sugar coating for the kiddies.
My partner died. BAM! Just like that. Lumber for the fireplace. Endless arguments we shared. Seriously. They were precious. "Art is eternal. I am eternal!" Well, according to my sources, you're wrong and now you're dead. BANG! Life is fleeting. All the time and effort put into being something permanent was shot to shit.
That's life.
BOOM! Give me transience. POW! Deliver fireworks. BLAST! Show me Tobi. Where is Tobi? Rookie, bullshit partner. "Senpai, Senpai, Senpai!"
I wouldn't be surprised if he were behind a tree right now with his fingers up his ass. "Give it to me, Senpai! Give me a bang!" The Big Bang. The universe. "Give me the universe."
He wants me.
Everybody wants me.
They want me so badly I was forced to join. FIREWORKS!
"We're in need of your services."
Of course you are. You all are in need of my services. Gorgeous blond by the bar. "I want an explosion." You want an explosion? Spread your legs and I'll give you an explosion. Tobi wants me. The Uchiha wants me. The blond at the bar wants me. All in need of my services.
Art is an explosion! Tobi with his fingers up his ass feels the detonation. BOOM! Feels good, doesn't it? The universe was an explosion. BANG! The blond, legs wide open, gets an explosion. A loud, wet explosion. Spread. Wider. Get them wider and I'll give you the universe. KATSU! There goes the blond. Goodbye.
We gotta go.
But where's Tobi? With his fingers still up his ass no doubt. In need of my services. POW! Wood is flammable. "Senpai, can you make fireworks?" Sure. Bend over. FIREWORKS! I don't care. Keep those fingers in your ass.
FLASH! Look at me. Uchiha wants me. I know it. Everybody knows it. Look at my art. BLAST! Tobi wants it. He looks for it up his ass. But it's not there. It's in my hands. The Uchiha knows it. The long-legged blond knew it.
But there's Tobi with his fingers up his ass. KATSU! There goes his flammable ass.
I wish.
DETONATION!
I want it.
Tobi wants it.
So he wants me.
RELEASE!
I want it.
The blond wanted it.
So she wanted me.
VIGOR!
I want it.
The Uchiha wants it.
So he wants me.
ETERNITY!
I don't want it.
My partner wanted it.
So he didn't want me.
And now he's dead.
BOOM!
I win.