1:
"No Sammy. No way!" Shawn said to his girlfriend. Jasmine was reading the paper, feet on the table, amused by her boy/girlfriends argument.
"But c'mon. He's a cute little guy!" Sammy says as she held up the little pug.
"But he'll be Zombie food!" Shawn stated back, and grabbed a cold pizza from the fridge.
Sammy sighed and put the dog down. She stuck out her lips and cried. Her makeup began to run.
"Jasmine, help me please! Make her stop!" Shawn cried out to his Aussie gal.
Jasmine sighed and comforted Sammy. Knowing that he lost the battle and made his Princesses cry, he picked up the dog and hand him to her.
"Fine we can keep him." He muttered as the girls jumped and cheered. The kitchen started to shake due to Jasmines height.
"AHHHH THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!" Shawn quickly threw the girls (and pug) over his shoulder and ran out the house.
"You're an idiot Shawn." Jasmine smacked the boy upside his head
2:
The Trouble with Dave
"SKYYYY I LOVE YOUUUU!" Dave cries onto Shawn, who is unpleased that his favorite shirt (Sammy brought him) is getting tears on it.
"Maybe it's time to move on ya know? Find somebody else?" Shawn spoke to his friend.
Dave cried harder and put Shawn in a hug-hold. Tired of Dave's shit, he had an idea.
"Ya know, you could always join us." Shawn whispered in Dave's ear, his breathe faintly going over the tip of his earlobe.
"ARRRGHHH!" Dave yelled wide eyed and ran from the boy. Behind a plant, Sky appeared and hugged Shawn.
"Thanks again Shawn. That was too funny." Sky laughed.
"No problem. He ruined Sammy's shirt for me! And plus he was kinda creepy." Shawn said letting go of her. She began to walk away.
"But Sky?" He yelled at her. She turned around.
"Yes Shawn?"
"You could always join us too." Shawn licked his lips and rubbed his hands.
"Ahahaha aw no thanks. You guys are cool but…. That's a bit much. Oh and good luck Shawn. Hi guys!" Sky waved to the girls behind Shawn and giggled away.
He turned around to see an angry blonde and Aussie.
"Wait! I didn't mean it! You two are the only things I love!" Shawn pleaded as they grabbed him by the legs.
"SKY HELP ME COME BACK PLEASE! SOMEBODY HELP! SOS!" He screamed.
3:
Sky Topher and Dave are the best men and woman at Jasmine Sammy and Shawn's wedding
Sugar would be cry along with Max
Amy would be seething and crying too
Oh and Duncan Gwen Geoff DJ Brick and Jo would be laughing and crying
Chef will sing
And Noah will be the drunken uncle yelling stuff like "You go dude!" While Cody tries to stop him
4:
Shawn sleeps on the left side of the bed so the zombies won't get Sammy since Jasmine is tall and can defend herself
Sammy sleeps in the middle and snuggles to both of them
Jasmine sleeps on the right and curls her legs around the bed
5:
Shawn and Jasmine cheer Sammy on when she is cheerleading
"That's my gal!"
"Go Princess; cheer like the zombie herd is coming toward you!"
Everyone on the stands looked at the two, mostly Shawn while Jasmine sighed and face palmed
Sammy smiled, knowing that she had somebody cheer her on the games
6:
Shawn Sammy and Jasmine were all sleeping peacefully in their bed until Shawn woke up in a cold sweat, wide-eyed….
"Amy is gonna be my sister-in-law!" Shawn whispered to himself. This was worse than any zombie attack.
"Huh, what did you say Shawn?" Sammy asked groggily sitting up, yawning.
Shawn put his arm around her shoulder and playfully ruffled her hair and kisses her nose.
"Nothing Princess, now go back to sleep." She smiled at him and went back to sleep. Sighing, he laid his head on the pillow and closed his eyes…
"Shawn I heard what you said, and I'm not looking forward to this either." Jasmine spoke sleepily and rolled over to the edge.
Well at least they don't have to come on holidays.
7:
When Jasmine gets drunk she is a sobbing mess and an angry drunk.
When Shawn drinks he tends to hit on Dave a lot. Sky sit backs and laughs while Sammy tries to comfort a drunken Jasmine.
Sammy doesn't drink at all
8:
"I think that's weird how they all date each other. I mean the germs on their lips and hands? Ewwww." Dave told Sky who was stretching her arms behind her head.
"I think it's cute!" Sky beamed, halting her stretches.
"Oh yeah same here! It's not weird at all!" Dave said, agreeing on every word she said.
She rolled her eyes and continued to stretches.
Until
"AUGH I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU FREAKS!" Amy roared as paint dripped off of her, chasing Shawn, Cody, Tyler, Noah and Duncan.
"So worth it!" Shawn and Cody high-fived each other as they ran.
Duncan laugh and grabbed Noah as he was running slowly ("Put me down, OH RUN RUN RUN SHES COMING!").
Dave and Sky watched the madness until another screamed was heard
"MY HAIR, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!" Topher cried out. His hair was cut and colored green.
He chased after Sammy and Jasmine (Sammy was on her back).
"Why did I sign up for this show?" Dave asked out loud. Sky put her hand on his shoulder to comfort him.
5 hours later
Sammy was tending to Shawn's black eye and mouth. Jasmine was wrapping Duncan's bandage.
"That was worth it!" Shawn cheered, and then cringe because of his lip. Jasmine kissed his lip and finished Duncan.
"Wait my lip hurts too!" Duncan said, sticking his lips out. Sammy kissed his check.
"Kid you have the best life, don't ruin it." Duncan hopped of the table and left out the door.
As the girls were cleaning up, he couldn't help to stare.
"Yeah I'm the luckiest guy."
9:
"SHAWN DON'T KISS DAVE!" Sammy yelled after her boyfriend who was drunk.
Jasmine was nursing a beer and crying on Sky rambling about Shawn not loving her and leaving her and Sammy
She heard a laugh. That sounded like her sisters.
"Ahahaha! Wow, oh my gag! Nice loser you have Samey!" Amy taught her younger twin.
"Did you give them beer?!" Sammy yelled at her sister.
"Sure did. You're not gonna do anything about it!"
Punch.
Amy was on the ground before she could smirk.
Sammy grabbed her lovers and stomped through the door.
They are NEVER going to a party hosted by Topher.
10:
"So Samey, wanna go out?" Topher asked her cockily.
"It's Sammy. Sam-me." Sammy sighed.
"Yeah whatever but anyway, I'm thinking we could be the new it couple." He said making his fingers like a camera around them.
"But-" Sammy tried to explain to the boy.
"She already taken."
"By us!"
Shawn and Jasmine appeared and glared at the Chris-wannabe.
"Hey guys you're kinda ruining are date." Topher stared at the two. Sammy sighed and stood behind Shawn.
Jasmine grabbed Topher and beat the crap outta him.
"YEAH GO JAS! NOBODY TAKES OUR BABY!" Shawn cheered his girlfriend.
"AWWW NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE!" Topher screamed.
"THAT'S MY LINE!" Justin appeared and beat the crap out of him too
11:
Shawn: Mom, Dad, these are my girlfriends, Jasmine and Sammy
Shawn's mom drops the meatloaf, Shawn's dad has his mouth open wide, and Shawn's brothers are equally shocked.
Not only he has a girlfriend, but two, a tall Australian and a short cheerleader.
Sammy hides behind Jasmine while Shawn face palms and says "I knew this was gonna happen."
Shawn's dad speaks up "Guess we should order pizza then?"
12:
While Jasmine is at work (a zookeeper/owner) Shawn teaches Sammy how to bake and Sammy takes him to the mall.
When Jasmine gets home, she is greeted with good food and new clothes while her boy/girlfriends do yoga (because it calms Shawn down).
13:
Amy gets upset that Sammy is hanging out with Jasmine and Shawn because she can't boss her around anymore and Jasmine is protecting her