A/N: Hey everyone! Long time, no read huh? Lol I know I said I wouldn't be writing another story until summer but today's a SNOW DAY! And I was also wondering where all the stories went? Haha people probably got busy. Anyway hope you like this one shot and please review!
Disclaimer: I don't own the Total Drama Series.
Lindsay cheerfully walked into an electronic store thinking she would be able to buy a talking pet. She walked around the store trying to find what she wanted until she came across a black box shaped figure.
"OMG this is so shiny!" she said.
She ran to the nearest worker and dragged him over to the box shaped figure.
"Excuse me, how much is this TV?" she asked the man.
"I'm sorry, but we don't sell blonds." he said rolling his eyes.
Wanting this TV more then anything she went home with a plan.
The next morning Lindsay woke up and went straight to her local beauty salon. She was going to dye her hair red so that way the salesman would sell the TV to her.
Lindsay walked out as a red head and headed toward the electronic store. She walked inside and found the TV she wanted. Then she found the same salesman and told him she wanted to buy the TV.
"I'm sorry, but we don't sell blonds." he replied.
She stood there mouth wide open, and eyes buldging out. How could he have known she was really blond! She walked out frustrated once again. On her way home she thought of dying her hair one more time. This time she would become a brunette.
The next day Lindsay got out of bed and went to her local beauty salon once again. She asked to have her hair dyed brown this time.
She walked out and went to the electronic store again. She found the TV and then found the salesman.
"I'd like to buy this TV please." she said.
The salesman rubbed his head and said, "I'm sorry, but we don't sell blonds!"
At this point Lindsay was mad that she couldn't buy her TV.
"Listen pal! I've come in here as a red head and a brunette so how do you know I'm still the same blond?" she asked annoyed.
"Because this isn't a TV, it's a microwave!" he said while rolling his eyes and walking away.
A/N: I have nothing against blonds! I have blond family members, and blond friends! I also have nothing against Lindsay. My friend (she happens to be blond) told me this joke and I thought this would fit Lindsay perfectly. So hope you liked it! Please Review!