It was a day like all others. Brittany woke up, took a shower, got dressed, ate her breakfast and went to the bus stop.
When the blond arrived at McKinley, found Kitty and Bree, her cheerios friends. It got Brittany happy, so she ran and hugged her friends. The other two cheerios weren't very receptive, they got off the hug and walked away. Brittany didn't really mind that and just walked to her locker, there she met Rory and Marley.
"Good morning, guys!" She placed her a kiss on her boyfriend cheek. Rory pulled her back and shoved his tongue, forcing her into a French kiss. After that, he went to his class.
"Don't you hate when they do it?" The blond asked while opening her locker and grabbing her stuff.
"I think its fun."
"Maybe he just doesn't do it right. I'll see you later!" Right after Brittany left, Marley opened her friend locker and took a poster of a girl in lingerie.
Later that day, blond went to cheerios practice. She really liked it and she liked everything about it: all the routines, the lines, being surrounded by all the girls.
"Hey, everybody!" Kitty called for attention after the practice. "Don't forget to get your uniforms from the dry cleaner. The bus for the playoffs will be here 7:30am tomorrow morning." The girls awed knowing that they would have to wake up early. "But the bakery donated 4.000 donuts to us!" The cheerios mood improved. They said some more motivational lines before going home.
The blond met Rory and he drove home as usual. But that day he was way too slow. A guy ran past them! When they arrived, before they got off the car, Rory forced Brittany into a French kiss again. The girl wasn't very fond of it but didn't pulled back, she didn't want hurt her boyfriend's feelings. So just thought of her cheerio friends in practice doing all the stunts.
When Rory was done, they got off the car and went into the house. Brittany was surprised to see Kitty, Bree and Marley. There was some guy she had never seen before and he was the one who started the talking.
"Hey, Brittany, my name is William Schuester. Call me Shue. Well, your parents and your friends wanna say something to you. I'm here to help the dialogue." Brittany looked confused. "Why don't we all sit down?" Everybody did as Schue said. "Peter, you can start."
"Honey, I love you. We all love you. And we are very concerned that you have been influenced by a certain way of thinkin…"
"Honey," her mother interrupted, "we think that you might be a" she paused, "lesbian." She whispered.
"Brittany, I was once a gay. Now, I'm an ex-gay. I work for place called True Directions. This place help people like yourself, help them learn and understand the roots behind this homosexual tendencies and heal them."
"What tendencies?" Brittany was really confused with all that.
"You've been trying to make us eat this tofu!" Her mother showed a bag with a bitten tofu.
"Vegetarianism is normally a sign of homosexuality." Schue explained.
"Not to mention, all those women posters and no picture of a boy. Not even Rory's!" Her father and Marley showed her women's posters.
"You don't even like to kiss me!" Rory protested.
"Well, I think is your fault. You're not a very good kisser."
"Brittany, I think that you don't like because he is not a girl. You should come to True Directions. It will be like a rehab and we will fix you."
"No! There is nothing wrong with me!"
"Denial is a normal part of the process…"
"I'm not going!" Brittany screamed.
The next morning, her parents trove her to True Directions. She couldn't believe she was going to miss the playoffs! True Directions was a very pink house in the middle of nowhere. They were received by the director Sue and her son Elliot. The good byes were fast and soon she was on Sue's office.
"The others arrived yesterday, so let me catch you up. This is a two month program based on 5 steps. Step 1: admitting you are a homosexual. When you see a women wearing a tight dress, not long, gorgeous legs. Or, perhaps, she is in the bathroom putting lipstick over her mouth. Or, maybe, in the locker room, soaking her body. You don't have any unnatural thoughts?"
"I don't think it's unnatural."
"Aha!" Sue yelled. "You see? You don't even think it's wrong. You will be granted the right to wear clothing once you admit your problem. Until then you will wear this." She handed out a hospital robe. "Quinn!" A beautiful blond girl appeared. "Show Brittany around."
Quinn did as the director said and explained everything to the new girl. When they arrived to the bedroom, Brittany asked to say there. It has been a very sad day for her and she just wanted to be alone.
"Okay." Quinn agreed. "Just remember that we can't do anything inappropriate."
"Inappropriate like screaming?"
"Inappropriate like fucking." The voice came from a corner of the room. Brittany looked and saw a very hot Latina girl lying on a bed.
"Oh! Thank you very much, Quinn. I'll stay here and rest." Quinn nodded and walked out of the room.
Brittany lied on a bed, thinking about everything that happened. Almost sleeping she realized this was a punishment for that day she was mean to Lord Tubbington. It made her think if the cat would still be upset with her and she slept.