Wun day Hairy wuz board so he inviytid sum frends 2 cum and sign sum MUSIK nd danec and GET DURNK.
"i wil invite Dimudn, nd ALL da weeslekys, AND da hugwarets GHOST! ND some otha ppl liek da teechars.)
THEN tey all arived!
dimond was rely butiful. She was werin 5-inch-lung REEL eyallshes wit lotsa mascara nd eyeliner. Nd a very short dress dat didnt reech her bely buton, it was justsee thru lace shirt, nd she was werin a lace thogn nd "thigh-tops" whiet converste.
All da guys were starin at her nd they all got drunk. DEN THEEY SUNGED!
"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall."
dey wud parti all nite!