GONE LIKE YESTERDAY

Pairing: Vlad/Kristoff

Ages; Vlad-16 Kristoff- 18

The two teens fool around for a couple months, realizing that they have developed feelings for one another. When Vlad's guardian discovers what they've been doing, she forbids the relationship. They elope. Use your lovely imaginations and pretend that whatever state Bathory is supposed to be in has a law that states "If a person, 16 years of age or older, who is found to be mentally competent to make their own decisions, may marry without the consent of a parent/guardian." This law is the Golden Rule of this story. 'K? :D

~~Yes, I know. I like weird ass pairings. I have NO clue why. I think on some level, my mind thinks I can start some shipping/fandom revolution and get other people obsessed with my pairings, as I'm like the only one who ships it. . . yeah… I need a life. XDXD and warning, Vlad is kinda slutty this story. Like, the thing in his closet is indeed a dildo... -_-

Disclaimer: I do not own nor claim The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod. All rights belong to Heather Brewer. I also do not own the Harry Potter movies/books, the Scary Movie franchise, or any other creation that may be mentioned.

Chapter One: Awkward Situations

Vlad was sitting on the steps of Bathory High with October, Kristoff, and Sprat. They were tired from the hot June heat still radiating from the concrete despite the moon being high in the early morning sky. It was about 1:30 and Vlad knew that if he stayed out much longer that Nelly would have a fit. He stood up, feeling his back pop as he stretched.

"I better go. Nelly has a shift at 2 and she'll flip if she catches me."

They waved as Vlad walked up the sidewalk and vanished into the dark. He walked in the shadows of the trees, glad that they offered some relief from the horrid heat. Within a few moments, he reached his house and quietly floated to the ledge by his window. He pushed it open and climbed through. He heard Nelly in the hall, and he dove on to his bed, yanking the blankets over his legs. He slowed his breathing down and listened. She was in the hall coming towards his room. He heard her open the door and let out a relieved sigh before shutting it and walking down the stairs.

Once he heard the door close, he flung the blankets off of the bed and went to his closet. He dug around and found what he was looking for. He looked at it, still amazed that he had convinced the Spencer's cashier that he was a perky 19 year old girl who wanted her sexlife to be more interesting. He smirked and went to the bathroom, locking the door behind him.

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The next day, Vlad was sitting on the couch in the living room watching the news when Kristoff and October showed up. Rather than stay downstairs, the three went to Vlad's room to listen to music. After a while, October had to leave due to an over dramatic text from her father. Vlad felt a little awkward when Kristoff didn't dash out too. They never hung out when it was just them, and now that it was just them, the vampire had no clue what to say. For a few moments they simply sat there in uncomfortable silence.

"So…"

Vlad looked at Kristoff. "So..?"

"Uh… do you want to watch a movie or play video games or something. This is kinda hella awkward."

"Uh, yeah sure." Vlad rubbed his hands nervously on his thighs. "What kind of movies do you like? Or games if thats what you'd rather do."

"Horror, suspense. Anything except fucking romance, comedy, and western. Well okay, I lied. Not all comedy is bad. Spoof stuff like the Scary Movies are okay."

"Same. Well lets go downstairs to see what movies we have."

They both stood and Vlad left the room first, settling a little bit as they descended the stairs. They entered the living room and Vlad unlocked the movie shelf. Kristoff's eyes bugged out when he saw the abundance of movies.

"How the hell do all those movies fit in there?"

"No clue. Makes me think of a magic Harry Potter shelf though."

Kristoff nodded and knelt down to read a few titles where the horror movies were. He plucked a movie from the shelf. Evil Dead.

"You have it?"

"Yeah. Nelly didn't want it, but I paid for it so she couldn't really say no."

"My dad won't even let my Manson stuff into the house. Whenever a preview would start for this, he'd change the channel."

"So I guess that's what you wanna watch then?"

"Hell yeah!"

Vlad laughed. "Okay. Uh, you want to set it up while I get snacks?"

"Sure. Before we start, I need a bathroom stop though."

Vlad snorted. "The downstairs one's having issues. The door directly left of mine is the bathroom."

Vlad went to the kitchen and Kristoff put the DVD in then went upstairs. After washing his hands, he spotted a suspicious item, not very well hidden beneath a towel. He opened the door and went downstairs, a smirk on his face, knowing it didn't belong to the owner of the house.

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After the movie, after he obsessed about the amazingness of it, Kristoff asked Vlad to go upstairs with him. He took him to the bathroom.

"Notice anything off in here?"

Vlad looked around. "No?"

Kristoff pointed. Vlad followed where he was pointing and the blood drained from his face.

"T-that's not… It has to be Nelly's!"

Kristoff crossed his arms. "I don't think Nelly would get one that has occult markings all over it."

"You never know!"

"It's yours, isn't it?"

Vlad shook his head, his black fringe of bangs swooshing and catching in his long eyelashes.

"You know, you don't need that, right?" Kristoff stepped closer.

Vlad blushed and looked down. "What do you mean?"

Kristoff moved closer and brushed hair away from Vlad's eyes. He leaned close, whispering against his lips. "I mean, you need someone, not some toy." He pushed his lips to the vampire's, kissing him gently, seeing what Vlad would do. The younger teen, after a few seconds, wrapped his arms around Kristoff's neck, deepening the kiss.

._. What did you people think? I need to know! I hope you enjoyed it. I'd appreciate lots of feedback! :) Yeah, I also know this is a little short and my AN is a little long. Oh well! :D